So im picking up some trash under my desk and as I lift up a piece of paper a black widow drops off the paper onto my big toe holy shit!!! so I shake it off really quick don't get bit and I grab scissors and try to kill but it's really fast but it runs under some clothes next to my bed and im like shit I can't let it get away or it might bite me while im sleeping. so I go crazy searching through my clothes 20min. and finally it's under this one t-shirt is it rushes at my toes again so I back up and boom I stab it and just for fun chop it into a millions pieces and im like muhuahahhahah I beat the spider. oh and btw this is all after smoking 1/2 gram of some medical chronic haha
LMFAO jokes story sounds like u smoked to much if dat was me i would rung da police looool hate spiders
I HATE insects and I know exactly what you mean when you say " I can't let it get away or it might bite me while im sleeping". it happens to me all the time (with mosquitos thogh hehehe). Are sure it was a black widow though? coz I would have majorly freaked out uppon seeing one of those. gratz on killing it dude...
I remember getting out the shower once, drying off, then feeling something on my shoulder.. Behold, a black widow. I flicked it off my shoulder and he got away.
yes when I was chopping it up I saw it's fat belly and the red making under it and since I was so baked it was a scary battle like I was fighting a serial killer or something it was so intense cus I was scared it was gonna bite me and I was gonna die haha
The spiders are typically too small to inject enough venom to kill a human, but the buggers can do it.
are you joking? black widows are one of my most dealyiest spiders in the world. they kill around 1000 people in the US every year. and send a lot more people in the hospitals where they need anti-venom to live
"Only 63 deaths were reported in the United States between 1950 and 1989." "Widow spiders have more potent venom than most spiders, and prior to the development of antivenom, 5% of reported bites resulted in fatalities." Wikipedia being my source. I never said they weren't deadly, I just said they are usually too small to inject enough venom to kill a human.
Yeah, a big reason the myth that they were so deadly started is because in the early 1900's, most people were bit in their outhouses on their ass. The ass is quite sensitive and doesn't have the same amount of protection as a hand or toe d: would have. But needless to say, congrats on the epic battle. Although some kung-fu or lightsabers would definatley have added to the epic-ness lol.
eww black widows are scary as shit i don't have those around my house but i do have these huge ass wolf spiders that live in my basement everytime i go down there before i turn on the lights i'm scared i'll see one so i run real fast to the light and turn it on and look around for them
hahahahah that would scare the shit out of me man. it reminds me of a time that i picked up a pair of my pants off the floor of my room and a couple centipedes came running out.
i fucking hate centipeds. spiders dont bother me much, a widow would cause it can kill you, but centipedes and millipedes can go to hell
