Maybe this says something about who I am, But:

The delivery could of been done a little nicer. No one, not just stoners, are ever going to take you seriously with an approach like that. I guess man I'm a statistic of the kids who fell victim to good times and good pot. You should experiment some more with that, sounds like you need it. I'd gladly puff with you in person and show you how easy it was for my friend to mistake a chewed up green bean for bud.

 

Yeah I used to get dodgy about it until i realized that people who were cool would be chill about it.... so i stopped getting that retarded dickheady feeling... lol i totally used to get that when i first started tokin' tho.

 

well usualy the friends i hang out wiht smoke weed oto so when im super high they are too and we all sound retarded so we just kinda go with it and laugh

 

yeah sure of course that happens to all of us, psychological panic attacks of self-consciousness. eventually you just stop giving a fuck. the best cure is a bunch of good-natured friends that dont feel the need to be dicks at every opportunity. that, or only friends who make fun of each other, so that you can all just rip on each other all night for no reason so its just funny as hell.

 

"Ya know what man!?
FUCK YOU MAN, YOUR A FUCKING STATISTIC NOW!

All you fucking stoners "it's not a gateway drug" "Pot is a soft drug" or the classic,
"marijuana is an innocent drug used mostly by experimenting youths; or as a spirtual device for older more experienced intellectual drug users, used responsibly for insight into different aspects of human existance" ETC...ETC....

NOW YOUR YOUNG FRAGILE MIND IS "STRUNG OUT" ON FUCKING
GREEN BEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS NEXT HUH SMACK, CRACK???????

I hope your fucking happy "not a gateway drug" my ASS!

^Comic genius.

 

If I smoke with someone I don't know very well/isn't one of my best friends I start to analyze them and shit.. I seem to make friends a lot more easily when I'm not high because when I am I seem to pick out what's wrong with people. This is why I only usually smoke by myself or with my best friends.

 

I used to feel dumb all the time, but I realized that a lot more of the stuff you think of when high seems to make sense than when you aren't...at least it seems like it for me. I used to get super quiet too, but then I always felt left out/like I was just tagging along but not really with the group, so I forced myself to talk a couple times and now I can never shut up!
I'd rather talk a ton and look dumb than not talk at all though. At least you're entertaining then.

 

Do you guys ever toke with someone, and you get blazed...but you think the other person is pretending to be high?

It makes me feel really stupid for being the only one high, and then I realize that a douche bag fakes intoxication. Then again, I did think I was getting high when I first started smoking, but I was only feeling slight physical effects. Then it hit me later and I started realizing what really high fucking was. Maybe My friend is only getting slightly intoxicated, and his mind subconsciously adds the pretend "Stoner talk."

: s

 

LMAO...thanks for giving me a great laugh at the end of a long, tiring day.

Also, I hate it when you are stoned off of like one or two blunts, and you start telling this awesome story the would be really funny, but you forget where you were going with it. The person listening is left completely confused. That happened to me after scraping ancient wallpaper for 4 hours, and smoking a blunt.

 

Lmao! That made me luagh so hard.

 

Getting high and working through these awkward situations is the perfect method to develop confidence in your voice, among other thinga. Your high is telling you that you aren't quite comfortable with your voice. This is usually a subconscious anxiety but the weed brings it into the open. Now that you know you're consciously aware of it, you can train your voice.

Try changing the pitch, a little higher or lower, and playing with the volume or any other factor you can figure out. Really explore your voice and how you make sound. You'll be surprised to what degree you can fix your voice while high and create a more ear pleasing sound that you can be confident with.

Marijuana is the best self improvement tool around.

 

i know what your saying. I really feel dumb when I'm really stoned around one of my sober friends

 

your just opening your 3rd eye, dont let it scare you

 

also, i've noticed, hash gives me this intense 'dodgy' feeling alot more than weed does. i can't smoke/be high in many situations/places or i just get blown to bits and pieces in my brain. crazy paranoia.

 

The first time I ever got high was a complete disaster, things started off well, felt nice and dream like. Then I went on a night out and lots of people I knew from school but hadnt seen for ages were out. The environment and the people around were completly wrong, I just went into a whirlwind of paranoia, thinking everyone was looking at me, it even felt like I was burning at one point and I thought that everyone would be able to tell I felt like I was burning... WTF!?

But now I'm a bit more experienced and tend not to get too high when the people and place arn't right, so I've never had anything that bad. I do know what you mean though, I like what TurkyStuffing said about 'Little Things'.
Sometimes I can see and analyse tiny details in peoples body language or see the reasons behind peoples words or actions almost immeadiatly, it's pretty cool but sometimes I apply it to myself and get really self-conscious. It seems to happen randomly too, sometimes I'll just feel like I'm the odd one out and everyone knows for no reason. Most of the time though, weed let's me chill out and feel totally relaxed about anything. I'm probably a lot more self-conscious sober.