Matches

So my lighter ran out today, so I had to pull out these matches I had snagged the other day. They are these really nice like cherry wood ones. Anyway, not only did the smoke taste SO much better. It also got me so much higher. I am on top of the world guys. Plus you can impress your friends with them by lighting them on your teeth.

 

Sulpher high?

Coooool.

 

stfu u idiot, now thanx to u some 12 year old kid is gonna go smoke matches. matches doint get you high,sulphur is bad for you, lighters are better, and cherry flav. matches??? wtf???? lets make caramel flavour toilet paper and pizza flavour shampoo

 

No, it wasent cherry flavored. It was cherry wood...like from a cherry tree. Sorry man. I had no idea there was even such a thing as a sulfer high, or that using matches was dangerous.

 

its just coz of all the noxious chemicals that are used to make matches. they used to use phosphorus i think until people realized that it wasn't safe....

 

Nothing wrong with using matches, as long as when they go out, you make sure you move the match far away, or you will get that nasty wood taste. When I ran out of lighters and couldn't get one for a couple days I would resort to matches. Lighting weed is lighting weed. Just a little bit more of a pain in the ass to light them with matches. LOL you know those big, fire-starter ones? The like 1 foot long matches? Used those before too, haha. One match goes through two bowls, haha.

 

I've used one of those!!!! Was so fun lighting the bowl with it haha

We also used a big ass burning stick when we lost our lighter (we were camping. The lighter ended up in my sleeping bag for some reason :|) to light a joint. It looked cool to watch but was a bit sketchy for the person with a burning stick in their face haha. I almost lit my hair on fire doing it haha.

was worth it though.
I love the crazy ways everyone can come up with when they lose lighters lol

 

Haha, wanna hear something funny? One time we didn't have matches or a lighter. And we had just rolled a j, so we just upstairs, and start the toaster. Light it on the toaster, run back to my room and smoke it, hahahaha.

 

Once i had 2 lighters, the gas on one was broke and the flint on the other was broke, so i sprayed gas into the air with one and used the flint on the other to light it.

Stoner improvision <3

 

Whoa, relax.

 

i hate the way matches smell, omg. but i like ilke lighting one and lighting the rest of them. but idk don't attempt it cuz it is a really stupid idea

 

i always kinda liked the smell of matches but guess i kno now that its not good to be smellin em lol n the toaster thing reminded me of a party i went to where nobody had a lighter that would work so everybody used this old shitty toaster to light cigs and j's

 

This thread is fucking hilarious.