Best Toilet Graffiti you've seen.

Post up all the funny or profound toilet graffiti you've seen around the place, these are a few of my favourite ones I've seen.

""God is dead", Nietzsche, 1882", then some one wrote under it,
""Nietzsche is Dead", God, 1900, Don't fuck with the big dog"

"Every one pisses on the floor, be a hero, Piss on the ceiling"

(on the inside of a cubicle door) "Beware of gay limbo dancing midgets"

(on the toilet roll dispenser in my college) "Arts degrees, take one"

(again in my college) "Dear chemistry students, congratulations on passing your final exams, enjoy working in Boots"

(also in my college toilets) "Flush twice, it's a long way to the cafeteria"

(one more from college, in the girls toilets)
"I can get any girl on this campus", under that,
"What makes you think so?", under that,
"I'm a rapist!"

(on the left wall of cubicle) "look right" (on the right wall) "look left, toilet tennis"

"Are you a sheep?", and under it,
"no, i'm two lambs huddled together trying to look like a sheep... Of course i'm a fucking sheep you idiot!"

"Where do homosexuals hang out around here?" and under it,
"The bonfire"

"AIDS is my favourite disease, it turns fruits into vegetables"

"I fucked your mom", and under it,
"Dad go home your drunk"

(written on a condom machine) "for refund, insert baby"

Anyone seen any other good ones?

 

I like the last one.

 

"My Mother made me a queer"

(and, written under it)

"If I buy her the wool, would she make me one too?"

 

For a good time call...and insert a number and a name.

 

Optimus Lives
someone crossed out Lives and put Dies
someone crossed that out and put Lives Again!!

 

8675309... Jenny?

 

In a portapotty at the rainbow gathering in Ocala, FL (while tripping on mushrooms, MIND you)
"Dont drop toothpicks, crabs have learned pole vaulting"

 

"Breath, it's just poop."
"Ladies please stay seated during the entire experience. Guys, please take two steps forward, your smaller then you think."

 

a friend of mine named jenny...actually had this number lol

 

I saw this about 20 years ago.
It still cracks me up.

"Mom Loves Dad"

 

"the klan isnt dead" under it someone wrote
"yea but you will be soon"

some gang graffiti was in the stall and someone put beside it
"read a fucking book and get a job you idiot"

"when did i eat corn?"

"your on potty cam!"

"gay sex is fun!"

 

The Return of Pooptooth!

Yeah, I don't know what it means either. Still laughed my ass off when I read it.

 

fuck a gerbil, save a life...

 

I like grils
You mean girls right
yeah girls
What about us grils?

Be alert
The world needs more lerts

 

""I fucked your mom", and under it,
"Dad go home your drunk""

It is hard to make me laugh out loud, but that did it.

 

lol, classic

 

Written in tiny letters so you'd have to lean forward real close to see it

"You are now shitting at a 45 degree angle"

 

Classic LOL

 

idk. This one was kind of different "You know when you sit down to take a shit and your meat hangs below the seat? Well, that was what it was like when I tried to fuck your mom last night."

 

"It will take more than coat of paint,
To stop my pen,
The Bathroom Poet
Strikes again!"

"I just wrote this on the wall. Take THAT society!"