family guy moments

I like the part when a couple were approaching a puddle, the father on FamilyGuy was like "watch your step!" he took the lady, put her down on the puddle, and they both walked over lol

 

PTV was a great episode. Especially the skit on Jackass.

 

Upon the discovery of the static that his feetie pajamas create ...

Peter: "Lois, I don't wish to alarm you or anything but ... I think I'm Jesus!"

 

Any one see the episode where Peter fattens up Louis cuz he like'd having sex in her folds?....that was one of the most hilarious episodes I've ever seen.

 

brian "omg whats that??"

peter "crack."

brian "peter whered you get crack?!"

peter: "blacks"

brian "what??"

peter: "black's hardware, theres a white guy out back sellin it"

 

the one where Stewie is trying to get money from Brian.. Stewie beats him up, shoots hims and everything in between!

 

ohh yeh i also like the one where Stephen Hawking is tryin to hit his wife with his wheelchair and then when there all tryin to have sex...lol i laughed by ass off!

 

I loved the scene in which Meg was at a gynecologist who obviously hadn't been trained.

"Okay, Meg, now were going to have to take a look at that bangina of yours,"

Something like that..

 

peanutbutter jelly time!!!!!!!

 

lol best scene has to be when stewie is beatin the living shit out of brian for owing him money

 

I can't believe no one has mentioned any scenes when they make fun of meg! I guess I'll have to start it with this.

Meg: Everybody! Guess what I am?
Stewie: Hm, the end result of a drunken back-seat grope-fest and a broken prophylactic?

or this

Meg (to boy): Please go out with me. I'm just trying to make Neil jealous. I promise I'll pay and everything.
Boy: Yeah...uhh...that sounds cool but I'm gonna be in the hospital that night.
(shoots himself in the stomach with a nail gun)

or this

Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts!
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me! (runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy?

or this

Meg (about Peter being retarded): I can never go to school again!
Stewie: Oh, yes, Meg, yes-yes yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not your years of grotesque appearance, or your awkward social graces, or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses, no no no, it's THIS. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight

well thats all i have to say for now

 

Even though I dislike the show now, I have fond memories about it.

*Stewie and Brain kissing*
Gay Man: Room for one more?
Stewie: Hell yes!
*Brain slaps Stewie*

 

"Oh, squiggly line in my eye fluid ,
I see you there, lurking on the periphery of my vision.
But, when I try to look at you, you scurry away.
Are you shy, squiggly line?
Why only when I ignore you do you return to the center of my eye?
Oh, squiggly line,
It's all right. You are forgiven."

 

"Hello Mister Water Jet" - Stewie in the swimming pool.

 

-Herbert," Well, hello kyle, i see your wearing those baggy shorts that flutter around carelessly in the breeze"...mmmm...

or,

(louis is reading a book)-
-Stewie,"mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mama, mama,mama, mama, ma, ma,ma,ma,ma,mum, mum, mum,-
-Louis,"WHAT???
Stewie,"hi". (runs away giggling)

 

I love it when Meg is in science class.

Teacher: who doesn't have a lab partner?
(Meg and another girl both raise their hand)
Other girl: Oh, I'll just be Meg's partner.
Teacher: Sarah, that's very irresponsible of you. Meg is awful.

Then the part where meg is talking to all of her stuufed animals, asking them if they want to see the video of her ballet recidal. when she turns back around, all the animals have ran out the window and are running across the lawn. She calls out to stuffed bear, the bear looks at her with a sad face, and then jumps in front of a truck.

 

That and the time when the evil monkey is staring ta Chris as they are leaving the house. When they leave the monkey just sighs, walks over to the bed, puts on some head phones, and rolls up a joint.

 

I love Family Guy! It's my favorite show. I have al the seasons on DVD.

 

Im in love with Stewie!!!!!

 

i like the koolaid segment and also when they all throw up for like 30 seconds