how brave are you

I'm 22 my parents lost hope a long time ago i think.

 

While I was at Job Corps, me and some friends lit a blunt in the common area in the middle of campus. Every student on campus was within 100 feet of me, along with all of the staff and security officers. We even used roach clips when it got short, which made us even more obvious. Keep in mind, this was a government establishment and we were told that the possession of ANY amount of ANY illegal drug was a felony.

 

Once when i was car hopping at work (sonic)
a cop pulled up
and i had to give him his food
i was baked out of my mind

but when i got to the car, i was like
"Sir, did you wanna try an order of doughnuts with your meal today"
lol, he said no, and looked at me really mean, but didnt do anything

haha
good thing he didnt say yes though, we dont have doughnuts

he was a dick anyway, he never tipped

 

I was on my way to pay a speeding ticket at the police station, and I figured I'd get blazed on the way. I smoked a fatass joint and walked into the police station high as fuck, I had my weed in my pocket, and I was wearing this hat:

 

*bows down

TNS wins

 

hahah Vactom, thanks, yes I am a girl.
And I suppose, yeah I could have avoided it.
But all the "omg I was so stoned around my parents and they didn't even notice" stories were getting kinda boring. I lived at home for a month over the summer and I smoked up every evening in my mother's study, two doors down from my parents bedroom. Being stoned around my parents is fucking easy shit. What wasn't easy was walking down the street surrounded by cops and trying not to freak out about the gram in my bag and whether or not I still smelt of pot.

 

Good call, those stories get "sorta" old after awhile

 

Haha, nice.

 

i went to the ER once blazed as fuck with eyes red like 100000 suns lol

nobody noticed they took my pee and didn't test me lol

but thats nothing compared to some other stories haha

 

How about this shit: I was stoned as fuck and on xanax, and we were going to Publix Supermarket. When we got there, I was smoking a cig and I didn't want to put it out, so I walked into the grocery store smoking it. I walked all the way around the store, as we bought ingredients for some cheescake, and I was even smoking it in the checkout line. Nobody said anything, but I was getting some weird looks. haha

Sure, I wasn't smoking weed, so maybe it's not relavent to the thread, but it was funny

 

Lmao, that is great! I have conteplated just walking into Kliens Supermarket and just sitting down in a circle and smoking a cig, just to see what they would do.

 

Try it. hahaha

Here's another good one:
We were at the mall and we had a fat bag of weed, but we had no cigars or bluntwraps and no money to buy any, so I went into this little ice cream shop to take a piss, but the bathroom door was locked and there were no employees to be found so, instead of going to the bathroom, I noticed the tip jar on the counter, so i grabbed it and casually walked out the door. We then had about $7, which isn't much, but certainly enough to buy a pack or two of cigars.