My first time =D

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  1. MushroomInTheSky

    MushroomInTheSky Member

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    You all may be sick and tired of hearing people's first time smoking the herb. But, i want to tell you all neways =D.

    I was in 9th grade when this all happened. I had researched and heard people talking about pot all the time, and i started to get interested in why people liked it so much. The only way i could find this out, was to try it.WOO YEAH!
    Anyway...I new one of my friends smoked ganja a lot so, i asked if i could get some off of him. He said yeah, but i would have to blaze with him. I gladly abliged, knowing it would be agood idea to have an experienced user with me. So i told my folks i was going to the beach for a few hours to hang with some friends. I got on my skate and rode down to my friends house. We then proceeded to go and get the MIRACLE HERB from his dealer. At the time i was a total newb and thought that the eighth we bought was smallish. Neway, we continued to go to my friends friend house, becuase he had a really nice homade pipe. When we got there he said that his parents were coming home soon and that we could not smoke in his garage, so he brought us to one of his friends house. We walked to his house and sat down in his room. I kind of waited because i didn't know how to initiate everything. Soon my friend got the grinder and ground up the herb, not to a fine "powder-like" but so just a regular pulled of the stem kind of thing. He then proceeded to take out a 3ft bong. Now i have to tell you right now, I was scared shitless! I had no clue what it actually does, and how i would react. Another thing was, I HAD NO CLUE HOW TO SMOKE A BONG! HEHEHEHE! So he asked if i wanted the first hit, since i bought it and all. I said no it was alright you go ahead first(i mostly said that to see how to smoke the bong, and becuase again, i was scared shitless). So he lit up the nice big bowl and blew the smoke out. I thought it smelled wonderful! Neways, it was my turn =D. They both came up to me and explained how to smoke the bong, because even though i watched i was still kind of confused. I said alright, and they packed me a really small hit. At the time i didn't know what was big and what was small, but my first was small. So i slowly sucked in as they lit it, i felt the nice cool smoke enter my mouth and go down to my lungs. As the bowl became empty they pulled the bowl and i sucked with whatever breath i had in me. To my suprise i actually held it in quite long. I blew the smoke out and felt fine. They then told me i didn't do it right and that i need another one(I did do it right they just new i didn't know if i had actually down it right, basically ujust an excuse to give m another hit, which is good) They then proceeded to pack the biggest bowl i still to this day have ever seen. They filled the bowl and over! Of course again, i was a newb and didn't know anything. So they lit it up and i did the slow inhale, bla bla bla. they puled the bowl and i sucked in as hard as i could. The little bastards were "HOLY SHIT, HE ACTUALLY DID IT" some how that made me laugh and i laughed with the smoke inside my lungs. Everyone knows what that means, I COUGHED MY FUCKIN BRAINS OUT! Took like 5 minutes to be able to talk again without coughing.
    So i got a glass of water and drank it down. All of the sudden everything kind of like twisted, not really likespiral like it just twisted, i dont know to explain it. Anyways, i was kind of freaked out. So i sat down on the couch and just began to relax. My friends were having a good time, laughing and shit, while im on the couch waiting for it to end. They would ask me how i felt and i would look like i was looking at giants, there faces were huge, and i felt to small. knowing that i had to go back soon, i started to get very paranoid, mostly becuase my dad is a real hardass =\. So they siad we could leave now and we got on our skates and went to carls jr. Now at that time, i have never experienced the munchies. BUT HOLY SHIT. I ATE SO MUCH! i dont even know where that came from, i ate like 2 six dollar ubrgers and a large fry. So after we were finished i said goodbye and skated home. I was so lucky that my dad,brother, and sister had left to go pick up some tacos for the taco tuesday special. So i took a hot shower, which felt extremely hot, almost like needles going into my skin with each drop, but somehow it felt good. After i got out i went to the couch and laid there and watched T.V.

    All and all i really didn't like it that day. But the next day i saw how awsome it had actually been. And that is were i all started.

    THANK GOD!
     
  2. vactom

    vactom Fire on the Mountain

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    Congrats, bro! And welcome to the forums. Do stick around for awhile, eh? I remember my first time I walked over to my neighbors house and me and my friend ripped his 2 footer glass bong. I know what you mean by being twisted. I remember one time I smoked up with my cousin, his sister, and her boyfriend, who had ironicly just gotten out of jail for intent to sell, when he was just holding his friends scale for a day. But anyway, her boyfriends cousin walked in and we lit our 3rd bowl. I have to this day never smoked bud so grand. After my third hit I could not stop laughing to hit it, so I just ended up passing it. I remember looking at my cousin and thinking he was a gangster and started laughing so hard my eyes teared up. And they started talking about how me and my cousin were geeking out. And I had no clue what that meant. But then we went into the living room and I was watching TV and talking with everyone while my cousin was sitting 3 inches from the computer screen playing Quake 3, which I had brought over. He played it for 2.5 hours straight, w/o getting up. Good times for sure.
     
  3. MushroomInTheSky

    MushroomInTheSky Member

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    Good times man. This is the kind of stuff you will remeber always.
     
  4. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    vactom Fire on the Mountain

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    Oh yeh, definatly. That was the first time I had recollected that day since it happened, and it just brings such a smile to my face. Especially since my cousin and her father are both crack addicts now :( Things will never be the same. But her brother, same age as me, is staying clear of that stuff. I really envy his choices. He isn't too bright, but he is a good kid.
     
  6. MushroomInTheSky

    MushroomInTheSky Member

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    me... I'm staying clear of crazy ass drugs that can fuck you up. Pot and other no so crazy stuff is what im sticking to.
     
  7. swazo

    swazo i am amazing.

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    par-a-graphs.
     
  8. †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg

    †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg Eminent Herbalist

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    Dude reading that made me wana smoke... So I did :D thanks.
     
  9. MOZMAN

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    thats a funny story man. im sure theres a few people who can relate to that experience. me for one.

    cheers for the laugh.
     
  10. MushroomInTheSky

    MushroomInTheSky Member

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    yeah it was fun, now that i think of it. and to turkey, im glad it made you want to smoke =D
     
  11. PurpTillIDie

    PurpTillIDie Member

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    my first time i was so anxious to do it me my cousin and our friend woke up got our money together and bought a sack we were deciding were to do it and this was in the summer it was hot as hell and all you wanted to do is stay cool inside with a ac so we bought the stuff we went to this computer gaming zone in a shopping center that was like the place to be that summer and he went to the restroom rolled up the ugliest J i had ever seen but it did the job we went to a tunnel and lit it up and me and my friend were fucked but my cousin was to scared and paranoid befer we started to even get high like he smoked but i just geuss didnt get high and it was his first time also but me and my friend were fucked i thought i heard sirens go off and people ouotside of the tunnel we were so scared so we ran out as fast as we could went to my friends house how lived like 5 houses away from the tunnel and we ate some ramen noodles since hes asian but i mean the authentic stuff that is actually in asian lettering anyways after that we went back to the gaming place and we sat down and started to play some counter strike and i remeber picking on this small fat kid his name was chuckles and i remeber cusssing all over the place at him and stuff and just acting retarted and the owner wich was cool was like is he high or somthing then we were in an intense game and i was so blazed out that i made my name fuck you and the owner came and was looking at the game and was like who is fuck you? and i couldnt stop laughing man it was great now i just stick to my blunt wraps and my pipe but that was a great time.
     
  12. MushroomInTheSky

    MushroomInTheSky Member

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    i always make my name on counter-strike like PENIS IN JOO MOUTH?!?!? or something stupid like that. But yeah, blazed+counter-strike= GOOD STUFF!
     

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