1,000 reasons why shoes suck. (more if possible!!)

Riggs lets go, I got something to tell you.

About my shoes... LOL!

 

What does that have to do with shoes?

anyway.
64. It's harder to drive in shoes.
65. shoes get sand and rocks in them.

 

66.Makes me feel close to nature
67.It's natural (I wasn't born with shoes on my feet)
68.The sense of freedom
69.It's comfortable
70.It's sensual
71.It's healthy (besides bacteria inside shoes causing unpleasant odor, many foot deformities are caused by wearing shoes)
72.It looks cool
73.Saves me money on footwear
74.No Hassle - don't have to put on socks and shoes before going out
75.It's simply fun!

 

Here are some excellent articles on why going barefoot is best and how shoes have ruined our feet:

http://anthropik.com/2007/06/learning-to-walk/

http://www.shoebusters.com/thesis.html

 

LOL you did the opposit.
you are suppose to give reasons as for why shoes suck, not for why being barefooted is greate. Even if it is..

 

I'll take the liberty to translate on ciws' behalf:

67. They're unnatural (I wasn't born with shoes on my feet)
68.They deprive us of a sense of freedom
69.They're uncomfortable
70.They stifle our sensuality
71.They're unhealthy (bacteria inside shoes causing unpleasant odor, many foot deformities are caused by wearing shoes)
72.They look very uncool
73.Footwear costs money
74. It's a hassle to put on socks and shoes before going out
75.Shoes are simply no fun!

 

76. The soles detach eventually. Unless you do something stupid, that doesn't happen to your feet!
77. The heels always weaken and implode.
78. The laces get frazzled and really hard to lace and tie.
79. Sandals make it hard to run.
80. The scent of dog poo lingers with you like a brown ghost with shoes.

 

81. Shoes are dangerous;- a friend of mine scratched the top of his big toe on the steel insert of his "safety" shoe (it's exposed on the inside) and developed cellulitis (a bacterial infection under the skin) and had to spend two days in hospital, and two weeks off work. Boots also greatly increase the risk of a twisted ankle, by acting like a spanner on your heel. Having "ankle support" doesn't work, as this simply sends the twisting force to your knee. Shoddies can't win!

 

82. you cant climb walls as easily as bare footed.

 

83. No reflex action!!!
84. Greater risk of infection for puncture wounds.

 

85. They fall apart
86. If you don't wear "the right shoes" people laugh at you

 

87. you don't get noticed half as much in shoes
88.You have to take your shoes off when you walk into the house

 

89. You have to wear socks or you get blisters

 

90. If society didn't love them so much, this group would be bigger.

 

91. They cause many foot problems.
92. They don't allow little kids' arches to develop correctly.
93. They rub too much on your feet, which hurts sometimes.
94. If you have foot problems, you have to buy expensive accessories just to be able to wear shoes (e.g. special socks, orthodics).
95. They're a waste of money.
96. "Comfortable" ones aren't that comfortable and cost a whole lot more.
97. They cause your feet to tan strangely or not at all.

 

98. They track all kinds of mud and dirt into your house
99. They reduce awareness of where you're stepping, resulting in barefooters getting stepped on.
100. They cause stress when the dog runs away with them

WOOT! 1/10 of the way there! Keep 'em comin' folks!

 

101. Its just another material thing that you have to worry about.

 

because george w. bush wears shoes, that is reason enough to hate them.

 

103. Because I Am Getting Increasingly Sick Of The Taste Of Them???.......Let Me Explain........I Have Suffered All My Life From What Medical Experts Call "Foot In Mouth Syndrome" And Believe Me Bare Feet Taste A Whole Lot Better Than An Old Boot....Cheers Glen.

 

104. Shoe designs end up going out of style. Barefeet look great no matter what the year might be.

105. Barefeet are totally waterproof, while shoes stink after getting wet.

106. Barefeet don't leave scuff marks on floors.