This joke appealed to me when i was young when i still laughed at the word "penis" so i dont know if my lessened appeal to it now is because i'm more mature or cause i've known about it for so long. Enjoy A young boy walks into his older sister room and finds her yelling "Damn it! Where's my tampon?!" and the little boy asks "Uh, what's a tapmon?" and the older sister says "Oh, umm, its another name for a purse" The young boy then walks into his older brothers room to see what he's doing and finds him yelling "Damn it! I can't find my condom!" and the little boy asks "Um, what's a condom?" and the older brother replies "Oh!, err, it's just another name for my wallet" Afterwards the young boy then walks into his parents bathroom where his mother is and she yells out "Shit!", the little boy then asks, "Mum, what does shit mean?" and the mother replies "Oh... it's just the name of my make-up im applying honey, why don't you go see how daddy is going with dinner?" So the little boy then walks into the kitchen, and as soon as he walks in, the father yells "Fuck!", the little boy then asks "What does fuck mean?" and his Dad responds with "Oh, it's just the name of the stuffing im putting in the turkey" After his father explained this, the doorbell rang, the little boy eagerly runs to the door and opens the door to find his grandparents. "Hello there boy" the grandfather says, "Hello" responds the little boy, "How are you and the family?" asks the grandmother, "Oh I'm fine thankyou" replied the boy, "but my sister can't find her tampon, my brother can't find his condom, mum's putting shit on her face and dad's fucking the turkey"
