My sisters in the hospital :(

Today was one of the worst days. My ten year old sister was running around the house wearing socks. She went to go down stairs and slipped on the first step (there wooden). I heard a giant "thud", and when I went to go see what was up I nearly fainted. It was absualtly awefull, a horrific image that will haunt me for the rest of my life. I don't won't get into what I saw, it was just horrible. She was in an incorent shrill of screams by the time I got there, her head and neck in a bloody distorted mess. I could only cringe at the pain she could have been having.

I had no idea what to do. My parents werent home, and my sister was lying in mangled mess. I ran around looking for the god damn phone, which I eventually found. I was shaking, frantically trying to push the small buttons on the phone. I was sweating so much. When the 911 operator answered I feebly stammerd over words for help. I sat by my sister trying my best too calm her down, but it was no use. She looked like she might as well be dead. I was in tears begging for help of any kind. Mere seconds seemed like hours. Finnally I heard the sirens of the ambulance, and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought nah forget it, yo home to bel-air I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later looked at my kingdom I was finally there sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air.

 

lmfao

 

HAHAHA!
Fuck dude........... fuck

 

Lol

 

Nice.

 

ahahahahahahahahaha
man i thought this was a serious story

 

Please die.

 

HAHA I love you.

 

O btw, I think you got your idea because you read the link on Digg.com about the murder.

It ended the same way.

 

hahahaha I gotta go smoke a bowl and come back to read this.

 

ahah

in that case, I agree with him
in fact, don't just die, please hang yourself in shame

 

for those of you who care:

 

the original was way better too

even before I knew this idea was ripped off, I was like 'what a fucking idiot, couldn't have found a better way to blend the two together?' who the fuck calls an ambulance a cab? =P

 

hahahaha awesome
I was reading that like "shit., omg" and then in came Will smith.

 

I've seen this done at least five times before. But I'll admit you had me going.

 

i didnt get it

 

*wipes a tear*

You're an asshole! Way to play with my emotions.

 

wow.
that was insane, i was scared. then i laughed. then i was like wtf.
i don't even know what to think hahahaha.
so i'ma go smoke a joint

 

Read it on Totse. Totse... that stupid fucking bel-air shit. *rolls eyes* I hate to say it, but i fucking hate every subforum on there except... a few.

 

Hahaha funny. Got any Chuck Norris jokes? All ur base r blong to us! Dancing hamsters!!!