Aww! SEEEEEEEEEEEE? The good, sweet, pure, angel-like, innocent side always wins And thank you Kier! You're so sweeeeeeeet *hides behind Kier and hisses at Barry*
From the subject heading I thought you had re-written the song 'If I Had An 'Ammer' and changed 'ammer to 'ampster
If I had a hamster I'd hamster in the morning I'd hamster in the evening, all over this land, I'd hamster out danger I'd hamster out a warning I'd hamster out love between all of my brothers and my sisters All over this land.
I've had three hamsters. I killed them all but I was only little. The first one died because I put in a cd player and tried to play it The second one died because I wanted to give it a bath but I made it too deep. The third one died because it bit me so I left it to die in its own shit and piss in revenge. I was such an evil bitch when I was little.
Me and my friend went round to his mums house last Friday after getting very drunk at the pub. She has a hamster and i cuddled it for ages. This made me very happy cos they are so cute and cuddly and it didnt wee on me I love hamsters Love Clairexxx
i think that barry looks very sweet! watch out he doesn't pouch everything! i have a hamster. she's called sherbert and she's a little devil! she escaped from her rotastak more than many times! but i have bought her a new cage! ha-ha! but she gnaws the bars like nobody's business! i hope you will find a barry very soon and then your life will be full of adventure! (escape missions!) pink fairy
I know a hamster who has a hole in his pouch. When he fills it with food it all falls out So his day is consumed with stuffing his mouth.
I had two mice too.. that multiplied into about 20.. and they escaped through the bars... it was a very bad situation... Me in the lounge trying to catch all these baby mice Boy was I in trouble
My best friend had a hamster. One summer morning we got him out of the cage to poot around the house in his little hamster ball thingy. Unfortunatly being distracted just for a moment allowed the old hamster type creature to escape our eyes, and make a daring bid for freedom using his hamster ball thingy as a high speed escape vehicle. However, this device was not designed to go flying down a flight of stairs. So when we turned back to see what the fluffy little man was upto, he was out of site! Proceeding with dread to look down the stairs, we see at the bottom a hamster ball in pieces with no hamster in sight! G A A A S P. When we found he'd dragged himself into the living room, dying rather quietly in a corner. So we made him a little bed and sang hamster songs until he gently drifted off.
sorry to delve away form the subject a little, but did any1 else read the title of this thread to the tune of "if i were rich man didledeeldedidlldum" from fiddler on the roof?....ok just me. x
If I had a hamster I would go to the hardware store and buy a piece of 2" PVC pipe and let the hamster crawl inside my ass for a good hour or so!
they look cute. Are actually evil and will take over the world when the white mice have finished with it. ((revenge for us calling them silly names)) ((ours are called whiskers and meeko))
My own version of waiting for Godot: Man 1 and Man 2 sit on some sort of bench, waiting. MAN 1: Where's Godot? MAN 2: Oh he said he couldn't make it MAN 1: (a bit upset)OK then. (Brightening up)Wanna go down pub? MAN 2: Definitely! Man 1 and Man 2 get up and leave. THE END
