so, we moved to a new house across town in february...

Oh sweetie, believe me, I do. When I was pregnant with my twins, they stretched my belly from here to kingdom come. They're (the marks) not red, or pink even, they're silver, but they're deep as heck, that's why I call them tire treads.

 

Isn't that a TV show on the BBC? If not, it should be.

Try not to take everything so seriously. It's one thing if they are being forced, they aren't here. I respect your views in general, but they don't necessarily apply to that link.

 

they where standing around saying 'i'm getting a hard on watching this'
its hardly the sound of music is it?
S

 

nope. it's tawdry and stupid. but in the rigt frame of mind and the right situation, it's fun.

 

I don't understand how it could not be fun.

To be fair though, switching the bikini girls with nekkid guys would be fun too.

In summary, nudity+trampoline=fun

 

especially when water is involved.

 

My mama says that I should hook up with a 16 year old.

She says that a 16 year old will worship me to death, and will still look good after a while.

 

sound advice. you're young enough. it'd just be creepy for us old people.

 

I'd get some duct tape first. 16 year olds are notoriously fickle.

 

I Wouldn't mind...

Ahahaha...


...

Scratch that...

 

Consider it scratched.

 

When I was 29 I was going out with a 19 year old is that weird? In my defence I'm hideously immature.

 

I see... I didn't actually watch very long. I guess that men should never vocally admit to being aroused by women, especially if they are doing something consentually, with the intent of doing so.

 

it's definitely weird

and i'm jealous

 

i don't think so.

 

You hit the nail on the head with that one. Being attracted to women is demeaning to them

 

Hitting the nail on the head is demeaning to nails.

 

I get mad at women for wearing shorts and tank tops, and bikinis of course. they should really wear burkas so as not to cause arousal, and to protect them from degrading themselves

 

i'm beginning to believe all females should dress like that until they're of legal age to ogle.

 

That's not enough, they could have pretty eyes or something.

The safest thing would be to keep them locked in a trunk until they were in their 90's and safe from ogling.