so, we moved to a new house across town in february...

We have to order PPV to get ourselves into situations like that. I can just picture you guys sitting on the deck watching the festivities.

haha...

 

yeah, used to. sheeyit. our last house had a great big deck and all that. now we're in a patio home, and it's basically babies over there. it's our curse. okay, it's only a curse when they're pretty much kids. that blows it. but we've had some amazing viewing these past few years. but now it's all blown to shit.

 

We just moved too, and the new "hood" has a lot of traffic - people walking... pets, kids, adults, some teenagers across the street seem to always have cars there, but they are quiet. Lights go out up here around 10:30 during the week and it is so calm. We have a nice sized pond across the field from us that is always entertaining with the animals that gather there.

You always have PPV, right?

 

well, sam, all i gotta say is, given a particular situation, i'd be bouncing on a trampoline dressed all skanky, too. it's a sexual freedom that women are grabbing, and men are enjoying. neither of those things are something i see as bad. if we expected EVERY woman to do it, that'd be different. but i don't feel pressured at ALL. being pressured into it is degrading, doing it and getting a kick out of it isn't degrading.

to be honest, as someone who has seen it in all it's adult woman joy, it's a fond, glowing memory. it was as fun for her as it was for me. but seeing someone's KIDS try to emulate it, for the same reason but without the maturity to know what they're doing, it's just gross. that's not a joy. that's a discomfort. but, by the same token, the thought of making them feel shame for doing what comes naturally makes me cringe. it's a no win situation here.

 

we have racoons. that's our biggest entertainment right now.

 

We had one move into our pool shed at our old house. We had to call animal control because we couldn't get it out! They got him out and into a carrier then took it out to this coutry-park type place outside of town and let him go. He was an agry dude. Just hissing and pissing everywhere.

The racoon was bad too.

 

in that link if both men and women where doing it for everyones sexual enjoyment it would be one thing, but because it was just one sex and basically saying to women jump on this so we can get a hard on, it turns women into tits and ass.
I think its a fine line, I have no problem with the sex industry if the people in it are not forced to do it, but lets get a trampoline and see how many women we can get on it so we can get a hard on, I think is tacky to say the least
S

 

I can't wait to move. I've got horny men on either side of me. The guys across the street (they range in ages from 18-50, there's always a butt-load of guys over at that house), and the old man two houses down.

I feel like I can't even go outside in my bathing suit without them gawking at me, and it makes me self conscious. I'm not going out like that to get attention, heck, I'm too self conscious about my tire tread belly from having the kids. I'm going out to be with my kids while they're in the pool, and get a little sun on me! So I've perfected a technique. I take two chairs, drape towels over them so you can't see through the slats, and then I face the chairs so that no one can really see me, my bum on one chair, my feet on the other, but I can keep an eye on my kids. Perfect really.

I mean yes, I confess that I do like that I get appreciate looks, it feels good to know I've still "got it", but I feel like I'm on display or something, and it makes me embarassed! :&

 

The ant & the grasshopper
2 versions


*OLD VERSION*:
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his
house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and
plays the summer away.

Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food
or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!
************************************************************



*MODERN VERSION:*

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his
house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and
plays the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and
demands to know why the ant should be
warm and well fed while others are cold and starving. CBS, NBC, PBS,
CNN, and ABC show up to provide
pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his
comfortable home with a table filled with food.

America is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be?, that in a
country of such wealth,
this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper, and
everybody cries when they sing, "It's Not Easy Being Green."

Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house
where the news stations film the group singing, "We shall overcome."
Jesse then has the group kneel down to pray to God for the
grasshopper's sake.


Nancy Pelosi & John Kerry exclaim in an interview with Larry King that
the ant
has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for
an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.


Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity and Anti-Grasshopper Act
retroactive to the beginning of the summer. The ant is fined for
failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and,
having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is
confiscated by the government.

Hillary gets her old law firm to represent the grasshopper in a
defamation suit against the ant,
and the case is tried before a panel of federal judges that
Bill Clinton appointed from a list of single-parent welfare recipients.

The ant loses the case.


The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up
the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in,
which just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around him
because he doesn't maintain it.
The ant has disappeared in the snow.
The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident
and the house, now abandoned, is taken over
by a gang of spiders who terrorize the once peaceful neighborhood.


MORAL OF THE STORY:



Be careful how you vote

 

Molly, do you find your boobs jump when your on a trampoline, or do you wear a sports bra?
S

 

I couldn't imagine jumping on a trampoline in a bikinni top, man, I think that would hurt and I'm not even that stacked.

 

yeah, all jokes to the contrary, i hate making a spectacle of myself, and there's no way i'd do it.

 

i think its awesome

beer and woman jumping on a trampline while getting closer to being naked...its beautiful

 

but the best is to bop one of those bikini clad woman over the head with a club, drag them back to the cave and have them make me dinner and bring me beer

 

our raccoon is surprisingly pleasant and outgoing. nice to our cats, doesn't freak out when we're close. a little messy, but still cute. we walked out on the patio after he knocked over our trashcan, and he was digging around. we weren't 5 feet away, he just stood up, looked at us like "wassup?" and went back to what he was doing. our skittish cat, dishes, just laid there on the patio next to it. lulu went right up to the trashcan and started nosing around like "find anything good?" no troubles at all. it was so cute.

 

HCM.. "tire track belly" lmao! that's a good one although I don't think you have one

KC...
I can understand the frustration and I think it's cool that you have no problem with those types of situations with Dave.. that you are secure enough not to get freaked out or overwhelmed with jealous thoughts when Dave is enjoying fit bodies.
I agree that seeing youngins in semi sexual situations is creepy!.. (and that includes jumping around in bikinis) ok here is a lil thing that made me and my man uncomfortable.. and it only took a moment... we were looking through the pictures on the camera that we had taken after a nice long day at the beach and moving decently fast at it.. and we had taken pictures of our backs because we had gotten a bit red.. up pops this picture and my man says "now that is Hot" and then almost instantly he turned white and looked as if he might puke... see it was a picture of my oldest girl.. and not to say that he looks at her like that at all.. his reaction proves just what he thought of that.. he mistakenly thought it was me.. and from the angle and everything it did look a lot like my back.. but it didn't make him feel better.. it's a very disturbing thing... he erased the picture and has started getting very particular about what she wheres.. he said he would kill any guy that tries taking advantage of her and yea I'm sure he was more or less talking about the future but we both had chills the rest of the night because we have both been in a situation before when we were kids... it's just sad and sick that there are some people out there that don't see age as being an important factor in sexual pleasure.
eh.. hope you understood my ramblings

 

i sure did. that's harsh. a cringeworthy experience for sure.

 

let's just say I was glad I wasn't him at that moment..
but I did my best to calm him down.. I would feel so icky if I found myself in a similar situation.. eww... ya know

 

I see what you are getting at and I approve 100%. You should definitely take off your bikini top before you jump on a trampoline.

 

I was jumping rope this weekend in my bikini top.. yea ouch is all I can say about that