More rules for relationship troubles

First of all, this is based on Rasprophs brilliant commandments for relationships.It does not neccesarily reflect the views or opinions of Ras'. I have shown Rasprophs rules of 'engagement to a few studs and they all agree he really is a prophet- a genius, especially for waht he knows at his age.. Here are a few more I've added based on what i learned by letting my "man" be taken. Sorry if some of you are offended, its because its true. Im not trying to offend anyone tho , and in fact, if i could post this in 'mens issues' i would, but this is the appropriate forum. DISCLAIMER- girls, before you get your panties up in a bunch-This isnt necassarily about repectable girls-its about the kind of slutty cunts i'm attracted to. so..

JERRYJG'S TEN COMMMANDMENTS------

1) If a bitch convieniently leaves you out of her plans when talking to you about them, it isnt an oversight.

2)If a bitch says something that can be construed as having two meanings- an insult or not- take it as an insult

3)Never let a bitch talk to you about another guy or even express her interest in him to you unless its while your fucking her. Shes testing the waters to try and turn you into a fag friend and take your man to give it to him.

4)If a bitch stands you up, assume shes getting fucked by another dude and that shes blowing you off for good unless she comes begging for your dick the next day

5)Never go after a bitch once she stands you up-thats called grovelling and it isnt atttractive to her and its humiliating to you.

6)An apology from a bitch means this- shes not sorry, but she thinks that youre pretty sorry for needing to be lied to.

7)Theres a fine line between a bitch and a whore- youre probably better off with the whore unless you cut your losses with the bitch at the first sign of trouble.

8)never spend more money on a bitch than is absolutely necessary-this is a hard one cause it involves pulling out emotionally when youre least likely to want to.In the end after the wounds heal, its all that you will really regret.

9) Never leave yourself vulnerable to being ripped off by a bitch you dont really know -take an inventory, so at least you know when something is missing. Whatever she wanted that she took- like drugs- couldve got you a few more fucks.Never supply a bitch with something she cant get without fucking you-without fucking you!

10) There isnt anything you can do or say to a bitch to change the way she feels.Don't even try. Thats degrading to you and empowering to her.. let it go and if she comes back and sees you one last time , bust nutt in her face, smoke a blunt and call it wrap!

 

Alright here's my two bits.

Relationships is not just about how you relate to another, but also very much about how you relate to your own self in this matter, and how you value who you are and how you act on it.

It is not necessarly about love (unless you find all things in life are about love anyway) - but about growing in awareness through the reflections we find in another, beyond all drama, roles and games we play and the co-dependanciy therein ( ... and maybe you find none is another's victim unless you make yourself so ... ).

Do you value your own self - do you feel worthy of being loved, and capable to love - are the others worthy to be loved and capable to love just in their very own, unique way ?
(... maybe you find we often draw into our lifes those who reflect the answers we seek ... )

Just an idea for you all before this thread gets lost to another jungle of arguments (and I want to remind everybody to stay on topic - alright ? - means also to not get personally offensive).

 

funny that you dont have rules for women who arent "bitches"...

 

that's because he's not attracted to the women who aren't bitches...you musta missed that part.

 

No .... it's about being attracted to trouble.

 

So true, Moving cloud!

 

so this are ruls to get along with your female dog, because i didn't see any woman mentioned in it, just bitches

 

You just didn't read it carefully enough. He also mentioned a whore. :bs:

 

sorry

 

can't forget about the whores!

 

Those aren't really commandments, they're more like "erroneous observations".

Too bad I don't date bitches, because bitches aren't worth the time of day. However, if you do date bitches, then I feel terrible for you. Drop the bitch and get a nice girl.

But nice girls usually require a little respect, so good luck with the bitches. I'm sure you'll change after a bitch takes half your shit.

 

thanks so much. the usual suspects (man haters) wanted to move right in to feast, but it really helps to have a young dudes perspectives....youre pretty right. Not really rihgtt.But thats a matter of something not pleasant and not important to you at this time.

 

Female Translations

1.we Don't Want To Hang Out With Loosers

2. What Exactly Does This Mean?

3. Huh ?did Lorna Write This???

4. If We Beg For A Dick It's Because It Was A Good Dick So Obvioulsy By Standing You Up And Fucking Someone Else Means Your Dick Was Not Worth Begging For.

5. You Were Stood Up Because Of Reason #4

6. An Apology For Women Is Like Saying Hello Too A Stranger....it Means Nothing To Us

7. We Are A Bitch Because We Don't Want You And We Are A Whore Because We Won't Fuck You.

8. No Amount Of Money Is Enough To Put Up With A Man's Bullshit And We Women Make A Hell Of A Lot More Money Than You Think We Do, We Just Let You Believe "you're The Man"

9. We Rip You Off To Compensate For The Lousy Dick

10.as Long As There Are Stupid Men Women Will Always Be Empowered.

 

Take two Midol and call me in the morning.oh . I dont want this stupid post going back to the top. Too late..

 

CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH??????

 

mclee,

I think as long as you feel like you wanna react, it's about your own truth more than about anybody else's.

And so, when you look into the mirror of your own truth, just be sure it's always enough to handle ... but also, as nothing is written in stone, you can change it ... and only you.

Same with the others.

(11)

 

jesus christ can't anyone take a joke. everyone is always so quick to preach....i just though what he said was funny so i made a women's response to his commandments, it was meant to be funny but i guess nobody has a sense of humor on this here forum...such a sad thing

 

mclee27,

maybe you wanna use emoticons next time to make sure the others get the message.

CAPITAL LETTERS ARE LIKE YELLING !!!

oops ... preaching again

 

yea. We all know women are impotent hysteriacs. They have no testosterone to prevent their non-stop bitching and overreacting, so theres no sence in blaming them for flying off the handle. Its like trying to discipline a cat.I'm not knocking it. I love women.I really do!I've proved that. So waht if they dont love me? Im getting a litle old for this game anyway.But its a mans game, and age is hardly relevant to a point. A man has the upper hand. I can say i i want a younger pretty girl, but even if i got to move to Peru and rent a pretty young chica by the month- and which ive heard they are very prety ,willing and loyal-( or maybe eastern europe)- than i can, and i will. Im a man now. I take care of my business, and i have moved on from trying to find a slutty young American, because they are demons of capitalist overconsumption-thay are arrogant spoiled rotten socially sanctioned prostitutes, and i dont like older women-they arent about nothing! A man gains charecter and integrity as he gets older.. his wordly wise looks become a personification of his wisdom, his humanity-He is still in the game for love-he becomes humble and wise...a woman just gets older and more worthless..more bitchy, demanding..uglier...

 

i bet you are very successful with the ladies. hostility is such an attractive trait after all.