Pervert

When you met me at the party you thought I was a nice guy
But you didn't have a clue at what was going on inside
I ordered you a drink and asked you for a dance
But all I really wanted was to smell your underpants

That night you asked me over to watch Hollywood Squares
You left me in your room, I left a stain on your teddy bear
Can you see it in my eyes, can you see it in my smile?
Can you see the way I imagine you do it doggystyle

You called me on the phone, said you wanted to talk
But how could you have known what I was doing with my sock
Say you want to be my girlfriend but will you love me anymore
When you catch me with my polaroid outside the bathroom door

 

haha...pervert poetry... :tongue:

 

lol its funny i like it

 

Me too, its a funny perverted poem.

 

hehehe its funny

 

blackheart delete your inbox messages will ya... sorry for the thread hijack btw

 

Had me rolling.
Great use of words, in a perverted sort of way.

Keep writing man, you're good at it.

 

...i can dig most of it dude... but what the fuck were you doing with your sock?

 

HA ha ha.
masturbating
Look at the title again.

 

i've met many perverts in my life ... but i've yet to meet one or even heard about one who masturbated with his sock ... guess i'm missing something here.

 

Funny but sick. Hope that its not a true account of your life!