Just realized how suspicious this is....

I was thinking about my uncle the other day and I suddenly realized how oddly bad his life has been.

My uncle is an extremely, extremely intelligent man. He believed in UFOs, and frequently talked about how the United States is actually a dictatorship and how they just let people think they have rights. He was very outspoken and people took him seriously. He had connections with the governor and could get things done easily, although he was a good man and never used that for personal benefit.

Now, this is the part I was thinking about. I highly doubt the government gives a shit about my uncle, but it seem possible that someone may be trying to make life hard for him and make him stupid (you'll see what I mean by that). First of all, he has attempted to get married three times. Every time, the women died just a few weeks before the wedding. His body has been going crazy lately and all kinds of things keep happening to him with diseases and things. He had surgery at a local hospital for yet another thing that was wrong with him, and he was just left in the hallway without oxygen for two minutes. Now, he's still intelligent but doesn't comprehend things very quickly.

I think all of this happening is a pretty crazy set of coincidences, but my mind managed to come up with some bat shit crazy explanation. What do you think?

 

Wowza.

Well someone hates your uncle quite a bit, now dont they?

Really though, all those little happenings are rather odd. It is suspicious.

 

That story is stupid. There are a number of things wrong with it namely you being 14. If you think the government can have your uncle's three future wives killed at the drop of a hat why wouldn't they just kill your fucking uncle and get it over with? If they really wanted to make his life hard they would have allowed him to get married.

I honestly find it hilarious that your uncle thinks we live in a dictatorship yet you have the freedom to hate them and post all the bullshit in the world about them. Yeah, we sure are oppressed. I guess it shows that you're a paranoid cock. Do you honestly think the governemt takes your uncle and people like him seriously enough to ruin his life? I hardly think they feel our establishment is being threatened by some dude who believes in UFOs.

As for the "diseases" it just sounds like he needs to lay off the pot. Just because he has some physical abnormality doesn't mean the government is out to get him. These are the same kind of people who think the government needs to commit some outrageous mass murder in order to get a law passed (omg the virginal tech shooting waz da governmnt bcuz they wnt strictr gun control!). The government is releasing leathal spores into the air and that must be why I got a cold last week so I couldn't smell them coming!

Give me a break.

 

Maybe you're Uncle is just a crackpot lunatic who only thinks he's intelligent.

 

There are a number of things wrong with this post, namely that you are (or claim to be) forty. Sure, it's probably not the government doing this shit to his uncle, but come on. Even though you're probably right about that, the rest of your post is pure bullshit.

You say we don't live in a dictatorship, because we have freedom of speech. Where exactly? On the radio, where you need a government permit to operate a station? On TV? In the streets, where protests and public gatherings are subject to police brutality and "protest permits", which the police still ignore if they want to tell everyone to leave? Have a look at this:

Can you see where in there is says anything about needing a permit to gather peaceably? I don't.

Now, we come to the last bastion of free speech, the internet. I suggest you do some reading on Net Neutrality, because that freedom could be seriously curtailed if certain laws are passed.

As far as the government committing mass murder, that's just obvious to anyone with even a hint of critical intelligence. Virgina Tech was probably an intelligence operation, same as Columbine was. And, of course, we come now to 9/11. Check out the Patriot Act if you want a nice lesson in the government committing mass murders to get laws passed.

 

No man, it's okay, I just smoked some pot so I am thinking exactly like you. It's all coming to me now. You're right, dude, man. This is like, all a dictatorship, dude, man. And I'm like, not really 40, dude, man. Age was formulated by the government in order for us to label each other by "how old we are" further dividing and distracting us from their master plan, man.

You're totally right about the dictatorship, dude. Just the other day I was smoking a blunt while walking down the street, man. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED! THEIR SECRET POLICE NAMED THE "TONAWANDA POLICE DEPARTMENT" CAME AND ARRESTED ME AND TRIED BRAINWASHING ME WITH THIS "MARIJUANA IS AGAINST THE LAW" BULLSHIT/PROPAGANDA/LIE!!!

And man, I was reading this article written by some hippie on the internet who said WWII was all a conspiracy to get Americans to hate Nazis. I USED TO HATE NAZIS! The government must be trying to get me! I have decided I love Nazis and hate the government.

Thank you, anarchist hippies! You make the world a better place!

 

well if you watched the movie farenheight 9 11 directed by Michel moore, theres a part where the fbi was involved in small town groups, and even an old man at the gym because he made a comment about Gearge Bush. So i guess its not improbable if there involed in shit like that.

 

Yeah, and in the movie Jurassic Park there were genetically engineered dinosaurs running around. I saw it in a movie! It can happen!

 

I think perhaps you should look inside yourself and see exactly what would cause you to come here and make such ignorant comments. You can't win an argument by insulting your opponent. The only problem is, that's all you can do, since you know none of the facts. If you did, you'd know what I said was true.

Do you take issue with my claim that the radio is not a free speech environment? What about the TV? Are you saying that the police don't regularly abuse the rights of peaceful protesters? Are you saying you've research Columbine, and you know exactly how it all went down? Or are you just ignoring everything I'm saying and insulting me with generalizations? Yeah, I thought so.

 

This isn't an argument, you're being mocked. Get over it fairy boy.

 

Also, I'm sorry if I am ignoring your worthless "facts." It's just that I tend to distrust and disregard anything posted on a site that has "GET BETTER BUDS NOW!!!" ads at the top of every fucking page. If this were an argument you couldn't win because at the end of the day you're still a paranoid anarchist loser whereas I am not. It's also funny how you think the American government is oppressive and evil yet you don't live here, Mr. Canadian.

 

I don't post the ads on the tops of the pages, as you well know. As far as being paranoid, I'm not paranoid at all. Everything I believe has sound evidence backing it up, whether you want to believe it or not.

As far as calling me an anarchist, do you even know what the word anarchist means? Because I haven't expressed any anarchist views here, or anywhere else, seeing as I'm not an anarchist. Or is that just another of your generic generalizations?

And I wouldn't be calling other people losers, when you're 40 years old (ostensibly), and have nothing better to do than try to piss people off online. Get a life.

 

He's another troll, ignore him. Just some douche teenager thinking it's funny to make people mad.

 

the way i see, logically. noone has any power over us. the people that run our country and well the world are just playing game. and we let them dont we.

 

I know he's a troll. I guess I'll stop encouraging him...

 

He's a complete dumbass.
Totally not worth your time.

 

Your uncles a nutter, problem sorted, NEXT

 

This guy is crazy...

 

Thats very suspicious. The government hides alot of things. My boyfriend the other day was telling me how he found out that the FBI has a new way of listening to peoples converstaions threw cell phones weather there on or off. I cant explain it like he did but i believe he said that they listen to peoples conversations threw the microphone on your phone. What ever happend to peoples rights. The government is all one lie. They make up these rules but they never follow them and if we dont follow them we get punished. Im sorry that your uncle had to go threw all that. If you want to see more about the government and there lies i suggest you watch the movie on google called loose change. It tells you about how everything that happend on 9/11 was all set up by the government.

 

Yes, your cell phone can be used to listen in on you. You can also be tracked with it via GPS. This is in movies and everything, they don't even try to hide it.