Are you also a skull fucker? Man, I got a job... I'm off the streets and that PCP! Now I'm just pure sex man, puuuuure sex. Just like sister ray said... I couldn't hit it sideways, I said I couldn't hit it sideways! She's busy sucking on my ding dong.
Ah, after careful do consideration, no. Seeing as I have no penis and I'm not partial to giving blow jobs, I don't think I would like the idea of skull fucking. No skullbuggery for me. My skull is still a virgin. It would take too much to penetrate my airways. I believe I would die in the process. It seems to me a spiritual reawakening for the dead. No one, dead or alive, could tolerate that.