i keep...

...coughing up little green balls of flem...

 

I used to do that at the most inconvenient times, such as while I was at work. I had to spit into a bin liner and hope nobody tried pushing down all the rubbish in it too far.

 

my x useed to do that too

 

.... un fortunatly it comes every couple of months .... its a chest infection which just wont go away... ive had it for ... about .... 2 years :S and after reading festival it ALWAYS gets bad. also i dont smoke so its inceredibly unfair i should get such horrible gut wrenching coughs too

 

*slaps you*



however my throat does give me this "sexy deep voice"

 

I remember once coughing up this big green lump of phlegm. Honestly, it was like jelly. I spat it into a roadside drain, but I wish I'd spat it into the floor so I could see it.


One of the most interesting things ever to come from my lungs...

 

It doesn't help if you save it in a jar,but you can share it with friends.

 

im turned on here i think we'll have to go to the love sex forum though

 

i think the uk filthiness forum needs to come back

 

I think the role of the UK filthiness forum has been absorbed into the rest of the UK community forums ... I consider that my mission here.

 

yea i think uk filthyness should return.... me and my phlemmy throat will finally have a real home!

 

My friend gave me that damn chest infection, and then when we went to Reading I kept her awake all night coughing. Muahaha...there is small justice in this world at least. hehe. Although, it's still not gone! oops!

 

ah seem mine ive had for about 2 years it comes back every few months, but i hate doctors and refuse to go

 

Yeah I read, that kinda chokes!