I lie to my female pot plants:

Hello! I have never said hello to a vegetable or had a conversation with a fruit tree but I lie like a son of a bitch to my female pot plants. I tell each and ever one of them that “they” are my favorite and on fertilizing days I let them know that I saved the best stuff for “them”.

Eventually I will select a female pot plant and tell them that I think it’s time they met the family - which is really my little misses/trimmer. My only regrets about the lying to my plants is that when I leave them for the night I tell them they will be OK and deep down inside - I know it is a lie. There will be thief’s marking grid patterns with globule positioning devises and cops with infrared equipment. If I had one wish it might be that pot was legal and people wouldn’t rip each other off for it. Or that slugs and deers wouldn’t kill my plants. Cheers!

 

shits str8

 

Hello! I was just wondering what str8 means.

 

straight

 

^lol

Yeah, everyone lies to their plants.

Well actually, maybe not, when most people tell their plants that they are beautiful and precious- they mean it lol. Either way, talking to your babies helps them grow, so its all good.

 

I don't lie to my plants.
I am a part of the collective "everyone".
So therefore, not everyone lies to their plants.

Geez, get it "straight". Lol.

 

haha dude ur great, i wish i would lie to my plants, but tbh im pretty sure they cant hear me, its just the co2 coming out of my lungs that people mean when they say talking to plants is good < but its allot better to get some co2 tablets or a co2 tank setup.

 

There's nothing like good ol' carbon dioxide.

 

I always tell my females Im gonna rip off their ovaries and smoke them to get intoxicated.

 

thus yer user name!!




(you understand, I couldn't resist)