Why are you confused ? It's a best friend of mine from the surreal life i mean real life and there are many jess's here. haha
After reading this thread slowly... actually reading... all I gotta say is This post in particular made me :lol: And I love you guys.
See this is why I stay here. Welcome Jess 5. Be careful around KC. She might rape you. I hide behind Booshnoogs when she is on a sexpath. *she's a little over zealous* :tongue: Hell the same could be said for the rest of the perverts here. You know you have arrived when bird_migration asks for a nudie. Which he will when he returns. Oh and when Pavel offers a dead baby eat it - even if you are full. Oh and I must not forget Ganja......he is our resident tranny. He will probably ask you to shit on him. You don't have to if you don't want to.....you just have to threaten him with soap and he will leave you alone.
*sniff* you know booshnoogs is just keeping you warm for me. we're in cahoots. but i'm honored you know me so well... *mumbles something about setting the fox to gaurd the henhouse, rolls eyes*
KC: But Sam would still my panties and ask me to have a soapy titty party with him. Lucky: I thought it would confuse her....but I couldn't go without warning the poor girl.
That's all I can do. OH! Jess 5 Check out stinkfoot's gallery. The man should never be allowed to wear a shirt.