Bumper Stickers

This is whats on my VW bus...

-Earth first we'll mine the other planets later
-More cowbell Less Bush
-Got Green?
-If your in a hurry why are you behind me?
-Valet this

 

"Born okay the first time."
"Please help us. Dad farted and we can't get out."

 

A local favorite:


Salmon, the other pink meat.

 

"Meeter Maids Eat Their Young"

"Make Love not Bombs"

"My son/daghter is an honor student at....."

"Golfers do it is 18 holes"

"If you don't like the way I'm driving, call 1-800-eat shit"

"Nuke the Whales"

"My other car is a Mercedes"

 

The bumper sticker that says "My other Penis is a Vagina" got a giggle out of me when i saw it on family guy ^^, not sure if it counts though.

 

I saw one today that read,"Got Pug?"

 

My other car is a piece of shit too

Don't laugh it's paid for

I said no to drugs but they wouldn't listen

I sell crack for the C.I.A

Thank you for not breeding

 

My favorite one is unquestionably;

"Republicans for Voldemort."