30 things a woman shouldn't say to a naked man...

i thought this was pretty funny.... hehehe....

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.

2. Ahhhh, it's cute.

3. Why don't we just cuddle?

4. You know they have surgery to fix that.

5. Make it dance.

6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?

7. Wow, and your feet are so big.

8. It's OK, we'll work around it.

9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?

10. Oh no... a flash headache.

11. (giggle and point)

12. Can I be honest with you?

13. How sweet, you brought incense.

14. This explains your car.

15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.

16. Why is God punishing me?

17. At least this won't take long.

18. I never saw one like that before.

19. But it still works, right?

20. It looks so unused.

21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.

22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?

23. Are you cold?

24. If you get me real drunk first.

25. Is that an optical illusion?

26. What is that?

27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.

28. Does it come with an air pump?

29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.

30. I guess this makes me the early bird!!!

 

Gotta remeber that one, ahaha...

Seriously though, I dunno who'd be desperate enough to put up with any of those... probably a lotta chumps.

 

haha... I've asked my boyfriend to make it dance before... *blush* He thinks it's funny, though. We're so weird. There have been times when we've just sat around naked, laughing and poking each other and doing weird tricks for longer amounts of time than I will disclose. You have to have fun, though....

 

Maybe if we water it it'll grow!!!!! i love that!

 

I wish I could smoke a joint that fat, too bad that would take at least a 1/4

 

How about looks like cock, only smaller

 

Hello. Hello. Hello .Hello. Hello.

Nobody is going to get this, but i don't care!

 

"Ahhh, it so cute..."

I've heard that one before... musta been joking around, of course ;-)

 

26. What is that?
best one

 

make it dance



classy...



don't worry i asked mine to do it too. twas brilliant.





TheStoon,.....is that supposed to be a willy..or a comical one? (o)(o)

 

Nah, its the echo from her cavernous box...

I wish i was funny...

 

haha... do you have a flashlight?

 

aww shit, that was a good chuckle or two. Though i couldnt imagine anyone actually saying any of that...

amusing non the less

 

Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.


Hahahaha
Classic

 

doesnt everyone ask for them to make it dance at least once? ....no?.... damn :S



how about

*pass the microscope"
or
"lets call it wee-rex"

or whilsst copulating "is it in yet?"

 

If the sides want it, the sides can come and get it...