First Time Stoned Stories

I dunno if sum1 already posted one like this but....
Just thought itd be interesting to listen to peoples first time stoned stories...
makes you remeber the goood timess
arty:
wuts your story?

 

haha good shit man.


alright, heres my first time ever getting high story. me and my two other good friends, who we will call weedman and munchy, were wanting to try it, back in my freshman year. so my friend, weedman, who went to a different school said he could get it easily, so me and munchy left that to him. i had an old shurlock holmes pipe from my greatgrandfather, that i still use today, so we had it all planned out, they would come over to my house and we would figure out were and when from there.
after haning out, it was about 11.30 at night and i live down the street from an elementry school, so we headed out for that to go smoke, and on the way, weedman saw an open garage door and we checked it out and there was a fridge with a case of corona and we took some and i grabed a flashlight from there too for some reason and continued on to the school.
right next to the school is a playground and a baseball diamond and a small field, and a big ass hill with a big ass tree on top. we went on top of the hill and took a seat and got ready to get blown. my friend ended up getting an 1/8, i bet we were shorted like a mother fucker but i remember it was a good amount. we filled the pipe and weedman got the first hit, i remember watching him and thinking 'damn,i cant wait, i want this shit so bad', we were all hittin it pretty good when the top shelving happened and we were caughing like the rookies that we were but it was all good.
after some time, i was saying out loud how the flashlight i took looked like a mag light, then i was just like ' holy shit! this is a fucking mag light!' after i read 'mag-light' on it. thats when i was like, wow, im stoned and i love it. i was watching munchy hit the pipe like a pro, but he ended up not getting high his first time, which sucked, but me and weedman tripped pretty damn good. when we finished the weed, we stood up and i was like, hey guys, check this shit out, were on fuckin Mount Everest!' and weedman was like, 'fuck dude! sweet!' we ended up not drinking the booze for some reason but instead throwing it as far as we could off the hill which was funny at the time, but it was all good.i remember feeling like i was in a dream and the classic third person thing which as awesome.
walking back to my house, we carhopped this one dudes car and weedman found a digital camera and i was like, 'what the hell am i going to do with this?' so i put it in their mail box for them, haha. when we got back to my house, we were watching this fucked up cartoon on TV and that was the funniest shit ever. all in all it was a perfect night except that munchy didnt get high, he has yet to try it again, and me and weedman smoke all the fuckin time now. good times...even better ahead tho

 

So I'm sitting in the back seat of the car, and take three massively crazy hits that I hold in for a really long time and I cough and go psycho. I'm waiting to see what'll happen so I put my head against the headrest in front of me (passenger seat), and i stare at my legs and feet for a while. Suddenly, my legs twitch, and i start to feel weird...

I then proceed to laugh hysterically over the fact that my legs tripped me out and start trying to describe what i'm feeling... I laughed alot, talked alot and felt like I was dreaming...

it was awesome.

I felt no paranoia.

 

haha hmm..

my first time :

- massive bong hit.. almost wiped me out
- sat laughing for fucking hours
- playing super smash brothers.. but just holding the controller n trying to work out which character i was every 5 seconds n then going 'Ahhhh!' everytime anyone fell of the screen thinking it was me
- went to the shop n spent like 5 minutes trying to add the price of two chocolate bars together
- driven home by mates mum trying to act sober but pulling really weird faces at her in the rear view mirror

hah i have to say though.. super smash bros is so fucked up when ur high

 

the first time I ever got high...my boyfriend and a friend of ours climed up to this water tower..probably about 250 feet in the air. At the top of the water tower theres a little house, so we boxed it with a blunt..
I definitely DID get high my first time and then I had to climb all the way back down the water tower..it was fun though. It wasnt my boyfriends first time smoking..at all..but he took good care of me. it was fun.

 

my first time getting really high i had to get my girlfriend to drive me back to her parents house but my eyes were so red and i didn't want her parents to see me. so she dropped me off on the side of the road and told me to wait until her parents left so she could come back and get me. so i went and sat in the mud and i started sinking but i thought i was just tripping out so i just kept sinking and sinking... and then i realized i was in the mud... long story short, hung out with gf in her room until i came down. it was a good day

 

i smoked a couple times prior to my first great high
my first was 2 bowls and some thps4 and eggo with chocolate peanut butter
second was a j between 3 of us before going curling in gym
third was a couple hits from a hookah and it was nice i was laughing at everything but i wasnt gettin really any visuals
then my fourth was the best
me and my two friends smoked a blunt in his car and just chilled and talked
and i was literally fucked out of my mind
not one thing looked like it was supposed to
and then we went and ran around in the field infront of the alley we blazed in
which was a spot ive been to about 50 times since
after running around we started looking at the moon and the clouds around it making crazy visuals
we did that for about 30 mins haha
then went and got mcdonalds and i honestly dont remember the rest of that night
it was definalty good times though
i continued gettin that high almost for about 4 months then it started slowing down finally
now it takes quite abit to get me fucked

 

i smoked a few times before finally getting stoned out of my mind. first few times i just got buzzed,only took a hit or two out of a pipe. well one night i went and chilled with a friend i hadnt seen in a while(long time good friend) and well i knew he smoked occasionally but he was full into it now. start smoking around 6 o clock out of pipes and jsut chillen out. about 9 o clock we go over to this guys house to pick some more up,my 2 friends go inside and one comes out and asks "you want to get stoned to fuck?" and of course i said sure,lol. well we go and hit a 2ft bong a couple of times of some awesome KB. This was my first time heavily smoking and first time out of a bong aswell. needless to say i almost had a full trip. i was freakin out in the back seat of the car,i thought i was in a space ship flying past stars and planets and such. thats the highest ive really ever been, it was pretty fuckin awesome,hehe.

 

the only reason i started smoking was just to see what it was like, cuz my boyfriend smoked weed and i never did but i was one of those people who are all "WEED IS BAD FOR YOU IT WILL KILL YOU SLOWLY AND TURN YOU INTO A RAPIST" kind of people, even though i never smoked before.

we went out back and he had me smoke a cigarette so make sure i could even take in the weed without coughin it all out and wasting it

then i hit the bowl and i didn't even know what to expect, at first i just got a little bit dizzy. and we were under some trees in my backyard and it was night time and i was sooo dizzy the trees were spinning but i definately got high i was laughing so hard and falling over myself

me and him attemped to play guitar hero, when usually i'm a six-on-expert kind of guitar hero geek, i had such a terrible time i couldn't focus on the notes just the people playing and dancing in the backround of the game. it was one of the best nights of my life haha

 

I was so stoned the first time I did it. Me and my friend each had a gram joint and we were up at his houseboat with his dad.


When we left to go to Tim Hortons we decided to spark up are joints. When I was half way through It really started burning my throat so we both put them out half way through but we kept the other halves. 5 minutes later we got to the tim hortons and we werent feeling anything but then all of a sudden everything got really funny. I could barely order my food and I was laughing hard, and she knew we were blitzed. When we were leaving we noticed she gave us 3 extra donuts. I was trying to eat my donut but I kept choking so I had to throw it away. But then the funniest thing that I have ever seen to this day happened. As we were walking down the road (it's sort of like a highway) an old man who was walking toward us slowed down and said "heard it ain't gonna rain tommorow but he pronounced it like tu-ma-ra and I laughed so hard I started crying and rolled down a hill laughing

 

the first time i got high was alright
i found weed in my car the next morning

the first time i remember being totally stoned
i was with jordan (of course) and her and me were just on her couch
talking and laughing and i kinda leaned down to rest my arm on my leg and missed.
we both laughed for seriously 5 minutes.

the most high ive ever been was we were driving around
i was driving of course, we were in this town close to mine
first we (lauren vernon and lil shawn) went to go see jordan at taco johns and get food
we smoked a blunt there and went to a town close by
went to the park and smoked 2 more blunts
and split a whole lotta bowls.
went to get jordan
went to sonic and got more food, i looked out the sunroof and there was a cloud shaped like a man on a horse that was stepping on a shark near a mushroom cloud... i took a picture but to this day i don't re-see the shape.

 

The first time I ever smoked, I got high. My boyfriend and I were sitting on the top of this really steep hill in the woods overlooking Boston. We had one joint and after awhile of smoking it, I felt like I was going to fall off of the rocks we were sitting on on top of the hill. We left to go back to his car and I discovered that the woods are CRAZY when stoned and trying to find your way back somewhere.

 

The first time I smoked was also the first time (one of the first times? Not sure) I made out with a lady . I swear I've posted the "first time" story atleast 3 times already so I'll just ad on but I was with my boyfriend at the time and I started to freak out and get really anxious because I got tooooo high, so I unbuttoned my shirt because I was hot, not realizing/not caring that I didn't have an under shirt on. My boyfriend was just staring at me, trying to get all up in my grill and shit, make out and feel my glorious tits and I was all "Nuh-uh, brother. I'm going to go make out with a girl, not you." And I did. But he wasn't mad. He was mad, however, when I broke up with him to date a girl. Whoops.

The end.

 

hah that's righteous.

 

I was in the woods with 4 friends and we smoked a couple bowls out of a spoon. We got really messed up even though it was not a lot at all. I didn't even know about the carb. We walked a couple of miles and I don't remember after that. Smoked decently often after that. That was 5 years ago. I stopped doing it like that a year ago. I did it 2 or 3 times in the last year. Zero tolerance = really messed up really easy. It's like when people say the reason there is so many drunk driving accidents is cause people don't learn how to drive drunk. Doesn't make sense with that but for me it does. I need to learn how to function being high. I get really paranoid to. I remember it being so awesome too... I wish I could do it like I did. :ack:

 

The first time I smoked was at my neighbor's house. My friend Steve was staying the week there, and let me add that Steve has known my family for 8 years (I was 15 at the time). We ran into each other taking the trash out and I was invited inside for a while. Steve, my neighbor Cole, and this girl named Kate were all there and they were smoking. I didn't even know what weed looked like at the time, and though I was ignorant, I wasn't straightedge. They rolled a joint and we walked to the nearby park to smoke it. I went with them, and so I was also responsible for passing if I needed to. So instead of passing, I took a really huge hit. While I was hitting it, Steve looked over and says, "Oh no, your mom's gonna hate me for this. Just inhale all you can and hold your breath." I ended up crashing in Cole's living room right after Kate left us all to go to the beach at 3am.

My 1 year smoking anniversary is on Saturday.

 

My First Time Smoking
by
Jo_k_er_man

I bought a bag and smoked out of a homemade pipe.. i got high.

The End..

add some filler and a car chase scene and print that shit
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Jokerman, that story was so beautiful it made me tear up a bit.

Btw, I love your beard and I have a weird internet crush on you because of your beard... Just thought you should know.

 

Applogize, a chick did that to me, I'm still not right.

 

We hung out after we broke up and it was just constantly him trying to have a threesome with us sooo yeah, I'm not sorry for leaving him. His dick was tooo small anyways. So that makes even more the reason not to say sorry. Hahaa.

I'm sorry to hear youve lost a girl to lady lovin' though, I don't know what I'd do if my girl turned straight on me..