Funny Boy scout story

It all began when we left for a one week vaction to camp kern and for some reason we felt woman needing. so were 1/2 way through the trip when everyone goes homo( not to offend any) and mean we had two kids in a sleeping bag one by himself and a naked korian guy (who tryed to come on to me but that is another story) so me and my friend trevor got wind of two other camps a rich kid camp ( byoies full of beer) and a girl scout camp. So I when and stole some keys for a motorboat. He said it was to risky for that so we took a cano. We paddle out half way when life guirds in the motorboat came up and told us to go back. They didn't want to tow us in so we had to paddle all the way back when a thunder storm drops in, theres some good news. We are high in the mountians
and in a metal cano,you do tha math. So were scraming and paddling back to land and arive safely. So then its dinner time and we tell tell our story to some other scouts. One asks where we went.I said across the river.He laughes and goes " no way man thats the rich kids camp, girls up river." So what a waiste of time.(and i buried the keys right in the middle of the staff's campgrounds.

true story

 

wait what?

 

It other words we tried canoing to a girl scout camp. We were 1/2 way there when someone told us to turn around. We get back and find out we didn't even go in the right direction.

 

what does everyone "going homo" have to do with that storY?

 

When I say going homo they were acting sexually towards eachother so me and my friend left in fear of rape.(later but not on a camping trip I slept over at one of the scouts house and sure enough I'm getting visions of me getting raped.So what do I do. I leave asap and haven't seen him since.)

 

I strongly doubt a bunch of 13-year olds, even if deprived of female presence, will ever 'go homo' enough to rape each other. I guess boy scouts do have to watch out twice as hard not to get raped than other kids of their age. I think it's the combination of naughty scouting uniforms and depraved scouting leaders that makes them a particularly vulnerable part of the population.

 

"going homo" is an important part of boy scouts. Usually done by the leaders so you can get "that special badge" in your mouth and down the front of your uniform.