what forum members of the same sex would you fuck if you were of the opposite sex?

I will pimp him out for presents.

 

The hell you will.

 

I'm not paying for it, what kinda prison sex fantasy do you think this is?

 

sorry no presents no elliot.

 

What if I just take what I need from your bitch then stab 'em? I'd get away with it, I gotta lawyer.

 

you'd have to get through security first

okay I change my mind you can have elliot and the two of you can be insensitive together and make weird remarks. but you have to let him do you before you do him.

 

Hey, wait, what if I don't fucking want to?

 

Thats another no, infact it was just a passing fancy... I think I'm over it.

Wait wait...

Yeah I'm over it.

 

well, your not the first to tell me that, but they were guys, and sometimes guys bore me...

 

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I would only respecfully ask Marie to seafod with me.

 

Aww, pissed because no one mentioned you, you little bitch?

 

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Joseph0 is my new favorite n00b.

Okay, now make a Clockwork/Cirrhosis/TenCentArcade's Greatest Hits post!

 

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A tip: Don't take any shit you read on the internet seriously. And don't blame what someone else has done to you for your own actions. You choose your own actions. Sure, those actions can be heavily influenced, but when it comes down to it, you choose them.

I'm not trying to be cruel or insensitive, I'm just telling you like it is. You cannot use a horrible occasion of your past as an excuse for who you are today.

You have to get over it. It's hard, sure, but if it was easy, you wouldn't come out of it a better person.

 

wow. that might the nicest most helpful thing I have seen you post.

 

*shrug* When I give advice, I don't try to patronize or console or use tired cliches like, "Things will get better," because that doesn't do shit. I just tell people the truth, whether they want it or not.

 

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bitchiness happens.