* female seeking sugar daddy *

i am currently taking applications for the sugar daddy position. if you have cash to spend on me, gifts to give me and a car to drive me around in (a bike will do, but i won't be peddlin) you may be the perfect candidate. Get your applications in by September 6th (that is when my bills are due)!!
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i would be more than happy to take you up on that but alas i am a starving artist. when i get famous i'll give yeh a call

 

Hmmm.... Spend money on you, buy you gifts, and drive you around?

Since I"m doing most of the work/spending, you can submit me and application via PM no later than 6pm on the 5th.

 

hahahaha great thread

 

thanks for thinking of me :H ​

 

when you can peddle your own bicycle you may pm me.

 

Good luck finding a chump FunkyPhresh. ^-^

 

Will just sex do too?

 

Shit! I've been trying to get you to notice me for months!!

 

funky, you need to add some more qualifications

must make more than 70000 a year. must be over 45. married men are preffered but not required

 

How about I just give you a rim job?

 

ehhh thats not how things work round here...​

 

haha that wold require physical labor........... none of that will be included in my services to you unless it is purely sexual.......​

 

I don't hae a car or money but i can steal and I would carry you places.

 

SCoRE!! piggy back rides and posession of stolen property, sounds like yur my man!!

 

Younger lady wanted, 25 to 35 years old. Married man to have fun dinning and paying your bills. Must be a non smoker- no tats- no private parts pierced- must go through a STD testing and then wait 3 months.
and the bills pile up?
send Funky $10 through pay pal
stevo

 

too bad, i smoke and have 5 tattoos............ but i do have PAYPAL!!
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I think the sugar daddy is in the position of sloth. Most are to tired to do much. I'm good after a nap.
stevo

 

One outta three ain't bad stevo...

 

It's a good thing I like the smell of cigarette smoke on clothes and love a woman with good tats. Let's fuck now.