forest

one time i was in a forest near my cottage with an old hippie and i took a shit, and wiped my butt with a leaf. It felt really good.

 

Lmao,

 

What kind of leaf?

 

maple, its a true story the hippie guy was pretty weird, told me to grab some leafs and take a dump. good experience tho

 

And one leaf was enough?

 

nah took 2 or 3 of them

 

poison ivy

 

At least you didn't wipe your ass with the old hippie.

 

i do

 

wow that is the best story i have ever heard while a little baked. wow.. congrats

 

yeah i coulda wiped my butt with hi dirty old beard but decided to go with the leaves

 

^ thats gross wiping with leaves! beards are so much better

 

That's really exciting.

 

beard mighta been little too itchy, you know

 

As much as you might think we are all somehow interested in where you take a shit, and what you use to wipe your ass, and how it felt.................

...............Potty jokes are so yesterday !

 

Right on A.B.E, these kids worry too much, everyone just be cool,...be mellow-:}

 

haha the story made my day! i did that when i was really young. We dont need paper, its tree-spilling.