Why Are All American Cops Short, Fat, and Weak Looking

I guess because they can hide behind a gun. God, I almost left out the moustache. It's like Freddy Mercury is their fashion icon or something. All cops probably have AIDS too. They are so shitty looking they must hire prostitutes but they are too dumb to wear condoms.... and they're always on power trips. Too many damn doughnuts.

~ George

 

Hey, Freddy Mercury was in damn good shape fer someone wit AIDS.

 

Yet they are able to take down your greasy, drugged up ass in a bust!

 

I ran from a cop for shooting fireworks too close to some highrise hotels and he had to get in a truck to chase me down a beach.

 

Commie! Hah... it's an affectionate term. But I still must argue on the side of the non-confrontational. Although cops do tend to beat (black) people over the head with sticks quite often and they aren't exactly the model of competance- they are people who do often save people from robberies and being attacked by people with pointy things. Pretending to be Abbie Hoffman is a laugh a minute but most of the police that you will encounter in your life are just trying to fine you for parking in front of the fire hydrant that magically materialized, not brutalize you. I'm a Yippie! at heart but I think that while that mindstate was a matter of survival in the past, a lot of that isn't valid in this day and age. Policies have changed quite a bit, and I like to think that it does have a lot to do with the actions of the revolutionaries of the past. So love Abbie and Jerry Rubin and hug every Black Panther you meet, but remember that all humans deserve a certain degree of respect. Even the lowliest member of the Bush family.

 

generalizing is for children.

 

Every cop is almost always the same...

 

cops piss me off. i want to kill them but i resist the temptation. each cop in my town always has his hair slicked back with some phony masculine expression on his face as if his name is sargent groin. he looks down upon a kind pizza chef as he nicely hands the asshole cop a pizza and says "have a good day". the dirty greaseball cop laughs in the kind mans face (true story). the pig then walks back to his car and turns on a bruce springsteen cd.

 

Because their all fucking pigs! They'd all be dead with out there fuckin' gun! It's so fucked up, if you beat the shit out of someone you goto jail, but when a pig does it he get's a fucking metall.!
Authority is what creates pigs if you could take away their authority they'd be reduced to whimpering babies! Normal people out number pigs about 500 to 1 (not really sure). It would be hilarious if a group of people danced in a circle around a pig singing and laughing at him; that would take away his authority and give him serious psychological problems!

 

there is one cop in my lil town that you can give yur bag and he will let you go. no pot?? then you got a ticket! hahaha. he has the symbol for "GRADE A Meat" tattooed on his ass!!
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Hey when you jump in front of a cop car yelling "Help!" isn't he supposed to at least see if you are in danger?

Bastard drove away! I jumped in front of his car!

So I only dislike one cop so far because I've only had a negitive experience with one. But DAMN that pissed me off.

 

donuts. 8 9 10

 

right on

 

Most cops in PA aren't what you described because they have to take physical agility tests ever year...I still hate them though

 

Is that only for state cops or local ones too?

Because I'm in P.A. and the local cops are mostly over 50 and overweight.

 

State..but also some local(the bigger cities)...only reason I know Is because my supervisor was a chief, also when you pass a certain age their grandfathered

 

heh, okay cool

 

I'm pretty sure the stereotype comes from TV, it is funny though.
And there are no police like that it England.

 

man u guys have a really wrong idea of cops. yes some can be power triping bitchs. but if we didnt do any thing stupid then they wouldnt have to get on to us. qeustion - why did they become a cop? answer - to help protect the comunity so all yall's hatered from cops is kinda close minded. seruisly how many times when you see a cop do the act like bitchs? just dont be a bitch to them and dont act stupid, cuz then they have no reason to be mean.

 

if the cops all have aids , then can we use them for dog food , after the revolution....... or will it infect the pooches ?