can britain afford old people?

Almost?!?!?!

I was all the way there

lol..

 

surreal old people death alert !!!!!!!!!

(claxonic siren sounds etc) bwwaaaaaarrrrrr !!!!!!

How about this for old people - everyone who reaches 65 has to dress up as mr blobby and throw themselves off the dover cliff the very next day
or else they will be forced to go to the USA which is an even worse fate

 

Or sit them down infront of noel edmonds strip teasing?

Surely that'd finish them off

 

wasn't there a movie about this? don't know why anyone wants to kill old people. loads of them are awfully cool, once you talk to them a bit. crazy stories of hard partying, hard living, amusing anecdotes and hard won wisdom. seems to me that with an abortion rate of 200k per year over there you wouldn't have that much trouble keeping them around.

 

I have got an idea.


How about we send three elderly people into some dark woods. Then we set a few carnivourous hybid mice/humans to chase after them. The audio track could be Tatu; Not going to get us. My favourite hybrid mouse is Shark. She wears a black leather jacket and rides a pegasus by night and rides a harley davidson by twilight.
Anyone else who wants to create a runner can do so here. Either put a picture of your runner or describe it.

The elderly are known in this game as the Escaped and the chasers are known as Runners. This is perhaps similar to Running Man but less brutal. When the Runner catches the Escaped, they are subjected to an hour long music extravaganza of Kaiser chiefs. Now thats devil music

 

or just fire them off huge elastic bands into the sea