John 4:20

"4:20. If any man say: I love God, and hateth his brother; he is a liar. For he that loveth not his brother whom he seeth, how can he love God whom he seeth not?"

...Im thinkin John was a pothead...

 

Interpretations of the Book of Lies are so dubious.

 

when is the bible gonna come in two-ply so i can comfortably wipe my ass with it

 

agreed, the paper's too thin and it rips

 

ya... you guys are real cool!

 

definitly, i think he was a stoner.
i have no fucking idea of what any of that acually meant.. but im just going to pretend.
peace

 

have anybody smoked in bible paper??

 

The post means How can you say you hate someone and love god, because "everyone is made in gods image"... meaning if you hate someone you therefor hate god..

 

i'm fuckin uber kool.. get it right

 

In response to the anti-bible junkies...

First off- i'm not exactly a catholic/christian- although i was raised in that faith. I think it is certainly wrong for the christians who push their faith on others, claim that others will burn in hell, speak out against homosexuality and use the bible for evil, but to bash the bible and the christian faith is also pretty messed up. Can't we all just get a bong?

Anyway, as stated in 1 Timothy Chapter 4 verse 20, "He who checketh himself before he wrecketh himself is truly a wise man; yet he who goes against this, wrongfully, and doth not checketh himself will surely wrecketh himself in mind, body and soul. For those who checketh are eternally blessed." Wise words...wise, wise words.

 

check yo'self fo' you wreck yo'self

 

*raises hand* they used to pass out little New Testaments outside my school and we'd get them and go down to the parking lot... they're an alright size. However, i have recently returned to my faith (i know i'm no angel, and that's quite obvious, but christianity is my faith.) and... y'know... i'm not so proud of that.

 

he's saying that people that claim to love god, but shit on their brother(s) (read strangers) are liars. (because they claim to love something that you can never be 100% sure exists, but hate people they know exist).

it's not a very concise translation, i'm guessing, because of the misplaced modifier (their could mean the person's brother or god's brother, but because in the christian tradition god is seen as an only child i'm guessing it means the person's brother.)

don't feel bad, it's not the printed words that matter, it's the words themselves, and i don't think they're going away any time soon...

 

yup.
stuck it together with honey...tasted like burning paper with honey. I wonder why.....

 

Try putting weed in it.

 

Heh, I was going to post that. Ice Cube rules!

 

I think that it would be hard to roll a joint with pages from the bible. How would you get the paper to stick together? There are definitely better uses for a bible; they make special papers for rolling marijuana cigarettes.

 

dont worry i had that covered nicely!

 

Dude the last time I stayed in a Super 8 someone had left me a little baggy right in the Bible. The Bible isn't for light weights, it's for the more scholarly types, you will know them by their fruits...

 

What the hell is with the random shroomery pic? haha