Ive got the house to myself for a few hours, Just drank some marijuananana stuff- lol alchahol and chocolate milk (hehehe) i think it kicked in (laughs hystericaly)
Well you should've set up a yoga mat (standard size or extra wide...either way works), laid on your back, and while pushing marbles of varying sizes into your anal cavity, gently caress your wee wee with a feather. That's my favorite way to spend four hours.
I'm with Ship of Fools on this one.. you should be running around the house naked masterbating wherever possible like some rabid chimpanze
When I'm out of bud I just go and pull some leaves off my salvia plant... oh wait guess you can't do that... HA!
i suggest you go and get some weed then! my house is boring as hell when i'm home by myself for house so i'm usually not home when nobody else is