once upon a drity motherfucking time there was this nice clean gentle guy and he fucking found someone who he really really loved, but she stabbed him oin the heart just for the fucking fun of it- moral of the story? you are whaT YOU EAT.( THATS MY FIRST and last attempt ever at writing anything. it was inspired by ronald mcdonald).
Thats right that filthy mutherfukken whore, I'd like to blind fold her, slap her on the ass, turn her around, slap her face, turn around slap her on the ass again, put a hook in her mouth cast her out to see, then rip my loins off, swim out to her and fuck her to the bottom of through the bottom of the ocean floor until we fall from the stratosphere and start it all over again. ... That was inspired by the above peom, inspired by another posted poem. I love chain reactions. I think that little manuever could become a new trance kinda dance, with the proper commercial conventions.
one more. Im getting addicted. One last one? mary had a litle lamb, i fcked the whore and ate canned ham.when mary called the fckin pigs I fcked the lamb and smoked some some cigs.when the pigs left mary there , i killed the lamb and ate it rare.
That'll teach that bitch to eat in. Now go get some rest soldier, you need a fukken tit bar tommorow!
Congratulations to both gig and WoodRat on successfully emulating, and perhaps even surpassing the greatest literary voice of our generation. What I have read here is 100 percent definitely not bourgeois, and is obviously destined to revolutionize the world of writing, so that it once again belongs to the oppressed middle classes, lower classes and underclasses, who really would start reading more if they could only find something that actually speaks to them... provided, of course, they could also pry themselves away from their televisions and obsessions with pop music and gossip magazines.
wow thats absolutely great - I laughed a lot - hahahaha ! wow keep up the good work this is better than some bitch novel about the weather systems screwing up - if I want that kind of entertainment I would watch the news on TV. 8/10 - 2 points deducted because I thought I inspired you even before I read that I did !! he means me !!!! thanks but I believe that accolade should really go to Rowan Atkinson !!! For writing Mr Bean
Hears a chippery jew bag. Listen gerbal spank, if you don't know how to contribute somethin, Fec Off. Aside from that, quit being such a raggedy jew stain. Well done, are you a professional reader, or have you just been getting out more lately this year? Maybe what makes you distinguished a reader is those malfunctioning jew specticles. Never know. Refer to my thread in the bullshit forum, titled 1000% shit, and see how it speaks ta ya. Cuz baby, I think I wrote it just for you.
ok. this sint going to be good, and its my last, but its a tribute to the brilliance of woodrat and Ronald MCD.So take it in that spirirt. I will work on it slowly as i have time. Its an adaptation to Edgar allen poes the raven; Onece upon a midnight dreary While I jacked of to a movie and many a of quaint and curios dvd of freakin nasty whore Suddely i heard some rapping where the fuck is that shit happning? is it my brain thats fcking snapping- mind thats cracking.nothing more? i must be too high-hallucinating ive been a too long masturbating sounds like a fcking bitch thats hating hating on me -fcking whore but this wasnt no damn rapper fck, is it some ex red snapper? snapper that i fucked and blew off blew off - now she wants some more? I better get up see whos out there im so horny i dont care theres rubbers in my bedroon drawer- that and viagra, nothing more ......to be continued.
you DO know that one aspect of what poe himself was going on about in that WAS his own mental instability and coke addiction? yes? and if he had lived in times he could have gotten published expressing himself more crudely and directly, odds are pretty good he might very well have. have you read that thing he did about port royal, or his dream within a dream? =^^= .../\...
yea, but its been a long time. Ive read most of Poes work. He was addicted to Luaudenum, or opium, but i never heard about the cocaine...maybe. Idont know about mental instability either. I think as i recall hes psyche was fractured because of losing lenore( she died) but he was a premininent poet of the age, so i doubt you could call him mentally unstable.
Thew wizard of OZ- "Get that shit Scarecrow" said the LIon. How that pussy?". The lion groaned and said "iyts tight as fuck Scarey". Dorothy moaned and said "fuck my muoth Lion, I want you to come on my face". "Wheres fckin Tin man" the Scarecrow asked. Lion said"He got freaked out cause Dororthy squirted all over him and the motherfckers afriad his joint will rust" Oh well, I think Im fuckin gonna try some of that pussy MAn...I thought that fckin gay wizard creep was noff with that transvstite the wicked witch of the north? Yea, said the lion, I think so. "fuck me rough screamed Dororthy aas the lion grabeed her hair and stated fcking her mouth. "Gllllob...gllllrb...Glaaaaach sputterred Dororthy as the :Lion shot of all over her face and Toto started barking. Scarecrow pulled out and shot off allover her stomach. "Im fcking glad ur ass got lost Dorrothy", the exhausted Scarecrow stammered." Me fckin too said the little slut from Kansas.
thank you. I was trying to do something like the tortoise and the hare which is original and brilloiant. This thing i wrote sucks ass! I appreciate it.
This is very fantastic I found this in forum and put it over the pig sty and now the bacon it taste so much better. If any of you have pigs you must try hanging this over their poopoos. It helps their digestions.
