can britain afford old people?

Ok when old people get old they moan about stuff all the time - its not like you can get a word in edgeways for being told how great it was in the 1960's and how everything sucks all the time and how it really was cool back then and things are so bad now according to old people that its like living in an old public toilets where everything smells of piss and the cleaner cant even be bothered with the place. according to old people britain was like a palace in the old days - a palace my arse !


anyway so what with all that moaning and the price of pensions is it about time we did what eskimos do and float our old people out to sea on an iceberg when they get too old? I am in favour and if theres enough votes we could start an online petition

 

do you plan to get old yourself ron?

 

Old people capers. Here we go again. Does anyone know that soon we will be like old people wearing a nappy and waiting for death in a less than nose friendly environment? No? Still no? Still no?

I believe that old people have served this country well. A lot of them fort in the war and gave us the freedom we have taken for granted for years. God sometimes I really hate the youth of today for being so bloody nasty to the old people. I mean surely if you have served your country and had guaranteed generations next a freedom they should have. Surely you, deserve recognition. Okey so old people moan. Maybe they get to an age where they see us with flash mobiles, youths stabbing one another and kids pissing in the street with no respect for passers by. Where roads are dangerous places to cross, where fuck and bastard have become as common as Hello and Goodbye. Tearing up the air with profanity. If I was old, I would be moaning. And would have right to complain. I may only be still a young London kid, slave to suburbonic neon lights and street vending machines of the fruity sort. But even I complain about the way the youth and even young adults have no respect for each other or even themselves. Lay off the old people. If you cannot stand to see an old person. Perhaps we should all place you on an iceberg and float you away until you become a dot on the landscape.

Old people can be slow and annoying when out shopping. BUT, well sometimes we just need to become rational and understanding.

Tea anyone?

 

Can we start by sending you first?

 

yeah I know what you mean I took the trouble to understand how to barge those annoying slow ones out the way without doing too much damage except to their bruised and fuddled ego's.

I think the last person to fight in WW2 will be dead in about 10 years - it will not be long till they are all gone - theres only a handful left now and none are still alive without the help of social services of those ww2 vets - dont get me wrong I am not being ageist as I will later also propose in another thread (not this one) that young people should be shipped out to china where they dont take no shit - between the ages of 10 and 18 till they prove they are fit for society - so I am not agist

Daaaah they bin saying things are getting worse since the Romans were here theres historical proof of that - They just have an anti youth stance - I think the kids have some form of neurosis brought on by old people complaining all the time!

I think you should be glued to a jet ski and sent into the atlantic on a full tank and at high speed !

I have already got a chunk of ice marked out for the very week after the first time I ever say "Things arent like what they used to be - ooooh people had more respect for each other back then " no they didnt they just bottled up their contempt !

 

Bit wasteful don't you think, surely with a bit more imagination would could come up with at least half a dozen better things to do with spent carcasses than just give them to the fishes, disapointed in you ronnie getting a little slack, old age creeping up without you noticeing maybe.

 

well firing them from big catapults into the sea is a bit cruel as would be shooting them through the neck with a crossbow - both of which I considered

 

Stick 'em on treadmills, like all the fat kids (and fat bastards generally). With a small supply of morphine they won't even feel it when their heart bursts, and they give us cheap electricity. Plus we can burn the corpses in conventional power stations, making us less reliant on fossil fuels

 

I was thinking more of turning the carcass into methane for electricity generation, better than just killing for the sake of it.

 

Time of the month?

 

Hmm, that might work. Also you make great organic compost!

Well, no. That's sort of biologically impossible. Closest I could go would be if I cut my cock. Which doesn't happen; when am i gonna hold blades down there?

 

I reckon it is possible. With the moon's phases, it is quite possible that the moon's gravitational pull is having an affect on all our minds. Here was I thinking why not cut of Gadget's tail. But well, Stuart Little, though he is my cousin. He would never forgive me

 

wow you guys are sick - I only suggested putting them on icebergs because the eskimos think thats humane - its their way of life - they have places where people like you are locked up ! sick and sad!! tut tut tut hahahahahaha
only joking - !!! yeah hahahaha thats the way - how about if old people were forced to go into a safari park - the big cat enclosures with their hands tied behiond their backs and dead rabbits round their necks to attract the cats

 

I nearly castrated myself today when i was trimming downstairs..

fun!

woo there's a lightning storm

Ronnie, have you ever taken up angry masturbation by the way?

 

yeah we got a lightning storm too.. must be a big fucker.

 

Love your name, may i buy it for two thieving jackets?

and yeah, clouds reached as far as i could see

 

how many old people are on the dole vs. unemployed youngun's? i know our social security system here is a crock of shit. my little brother, 15, is getting $900/month because HIS FATHER (my stepfather) is retired. he'll continue to get those benefits until he's 18. WTF IS THAT ABOUT? dalzell hasn't ever done a fucking thing for that money. i love him very very much, but that's some bullshit right there.

 

Ronnie, have you ever taken up angry masturbation by the way?

No is it any good - what happens - do you start wanking and look at pictures of people beating the shit out of each other ???

huh?? how does that work - hmmm no I usually have computer masturbation where
I look at images of the latest models - like the latest blade servers and other hi tech gadgets then I go on ebay and fuck up the auctions by bidding stuff like $450,000,000 for a sewing machine or a mammas and pappas album but I usually cum when I have looked at loads of images of intel motherboards

 

Hmm.. I see your wank life is interesting..

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