The Stinky old bastard with a bad smelling crack

make it into a animation so that a big fart appears and she flies through that hole in the wall

 

This is a story which is used by law students and philosophy students as a casual and humourous excersise in unravelling causatory actions

 

You should send that story to DP. He's a lawyer and loves stuff like that. Brilliant find, Ronnie. That's worth printing out.

 

Alan was praying to jesus like mum had taught him to do at bedtime. Alan was 9 on wednesday and he was just getting to "amen" when all of a sudden there was a huge explosion of light and colour and Alan saw his dad who had died recently. He called out "daddy"! is that you and his dad said "shit no son didnt mom tell you just before I died we found out youre .... waaaaaahhhhhh !" alan screamed himself awake
"holy shit" he thought that was only a dream oh thank fuck for that"
but then he got really sad about his dad dying and to stop himself from feeling so bad about that he went next door to his moms room took out a revolver from the drawer and shot himself in the head

 

That is so sad. It is typical of the ineffective government, and the ever-growing price of chicken thighs. It also proves that there should be a gun-ban in the USA.

 

I liked the one about 'man versus nature'.

 

I like the one after the next one.