this is hard to say but...

i'm actually a space monkey hell bent on stealing the worlds supply of ice cream and holding it ransom for all of your discarded headphones MWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! You pathetic humans will never know the true power of the space monkeys!!
peace

 

are you cerial?

 

Meh. Ice cream's not that great. I'll keep my discarded headphones.

 

I knew something like this could happen. Prez Bush has got to act preemptively to take out your Weapons of Mass Ice Cream. Put the space monkeys in prison now!

 

DAMN YOU SPACE MONKEY!!!

 

We don’t have ice cream in Canada so don’t bother wasting your time looking here.

 

you know, it would be a lot easier for all of us if you just gave us your old headphones! Remember...no power in the universe is strong enough to defeat a space monkey MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! All hail Lord Fred, king of the Space monkeys!!

p.s you humans have really awesome food.