Haha atheist!!

Discussion in 'Philosophy and Religion' started by rebelfight420, Jun 14, 2007.

  1. rebelfight420

    rebelfight420 Banned

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    Well atheist I have finnally proved you and Darwin wrong!



    If humans evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys and why aren't they transforming into humans?
    What was the "evolutionary advantage" of Adam's extra rib?
    How does evolution explain angels, miracles, demon possession, etc.?
    Do you believe that Jesus was more primitive and less "fit" than today's slugs and worms, since He was on Earth at an earlier time than they were?
    If all life evolved out of rocks and lightning, what did the rocks and lightning evolve from?
    Scientific "laws" regarding thermodynamics and entropy say that things go from ordered to disordered. How do you explain evolution in light of this?
     
  2. soaringeagle

    soaringeagle Senior Member

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    yea right sure ya did


    thousands of species of monkeys each evolving according to theyre own needs humans evolved from 1 species differently then another? why are chimpanzees & gorrillas different? each evolved from the same species .....next

    whats the evolutionary advantage of the appendix? meanningless question... next

    hahaha omg this 1 really is funny
    1st prove they exist evolution doesnt seek to explain the nonexistant..lol
    angels? are you for real?. yea i see em everyday walkin the streets & wonder where did they all come from?

    even the bible doesnt say anything this rediculouse..lol jesus, if he existed, came thousands of years after slugs & worms (haha rediculouse concept again since slugs & worlms came millions of years before humans & wasnt he suposed to be a human?)

    matter elements chemicalks energy energy released from matter transformation rocks energy do not evolve they exist cannot be creatted or destroyed matter & energy interact with eachother creatting chemical changes, life evolved out of the combinning of matters being interacted with energies that caused them to combine in ways that eventualy created life... read a book (any other book thenm the bible which your clearlyu not that familiar with if u think jesus was before worms..lol)

    disorder is misunderstood, when something ordered breaks down into disorder, it does so in an orderly way, disorder isnt isorderly, only differentorderly.. lets say we start with a rock, it breaks down over time into its componant elements, it does this in an orderly manner, each componant element can be combined with others according to an orderly pattern. disorder creates a new order
    nothing is truly disorderly in the universe, everything is acted upon by an orderly set of scientific laws..


    better luck next time but hey, maybe some1 with a 10th grade science understanding could do a better job explaining why your sooooooooooooo far off from proving anything..lol
     
  3. Freedom_Man

    Freedom_Man Senior Member

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    man, im gonna convert now, haha nice one rebelfight, your funny.
     
  4. duckyx

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    Wow, This is dumb, People shouldnt fight over views on life. No one is going to win. Its all a believe thing. Life creation is the view of beliefes and nothing else. Life can never be figured out.
     
  5. natural philosophy

    natural philosophy bitchass sexual chocolate

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    wow rebelfight do some research. i would debate this issue, but im afraid my I.Q. might suffer.
     
  6. Freedom_Man

    Freedom_Man Senior Member

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    you guys dont see its a joke?
     
  7. lace_and_feet

    lace_and_feet Super Member

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    I think it is a bit fucked up that this thread got moved from Random Thoughts. He wasn't trying to make a real argument, just having fun.
     
  8. rebelfight420

    rebelfight420 Banned

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    THANK YOU!!
     
  9. smokindude

    smokindude Senior Member

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    Energy cannot be created or destroyed...we are beings of energy created by God which would be impossible for nature to create energy because it would break a law of physics. When we die, our souls go to God, whether theres a jesus or not..it all leads to God. In the meantime, do whatever possible to grow closer with him and do what HE wants you to do, to live the most satisfying life possible.
     
  10. smokindude

    smokindude Senior Member

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    By the way...i believe evolution COULD be the answer how..but not why.
     
  11. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    adam didn't have an extra rib. that's silliness. men don't have more or fewer ribs than women. same number. that's like assuming all of jack & jill's son's would have "broken crowns" just like jack. i hate when people fuck up fairy tales.
     
  12. duckyx

    duckyx Member

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    Actualy I like that reasoning. Good view on it
     
  13. Okiefreak

    Okiefreak Senior Member

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    You forgot the clincher: Kirk Cameron's banana. In discussing what he calls the "atheist's worst nightmare", Kirk points out that bananas were obviously Intelligently Designed by God for the benefit of humans. The grooves along the side fit the human hand just so, the tip is tailor made for the human mouth (no crude comebacks, please), and the snap off tip lets us peel the skin with ease. As for pineapples and coconuts, those are obviously the "forbidden fruit".
     
  14. relaxxx

    relaxxx Senior Member

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    LOL!! Bananas give me wicked heartburn for some reason.

    He actually said "worst nightmare"? What a retard!!!

    So when we're listing off arguments the atheists have the 100 Million year reign of the dinosaurs before mans existence and Kirk Cameron has his Bananas!!!!

    Haaaa ha ha haaaaa !!! Bananas!!! Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner !!!!
     
  15. rebelfight420

    rebelfight420 Banned

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    ^lollololololol



    i cant believe ppl actually this thread was to be taken seriously i guess they dont understand sarasm
     
  16. Eugene

    Eugene Senior Member

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    unfortunately it's hard to tell if someone is being sarcastic in writing.
    I suggest italics
     
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