I masturbated During Phone Conversations with Hipforumers... Without Telling them I was... In the Past of Course... There's Only One Person I masturbate to These Days...And She knows... Aahahaha!
OK... And the Only Reason I Asked for Numbers was because my Intention was to masturbate While Listening to them Talk... ...
It's ok... I used to go to the toilet while on the phone with you quite alot... HAhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It always amazes me how many people think that they're a wit... and prove themselves only half right. (We need to save space for a classy graphic response next, I'm sure.)