Just thought this was funny and would share

So today me and my girlfreind smoked like 4 bowls and then went back to her house. We went to her room and made sweet love 3 times and then had to go to dinner. So we walk in and her mom looks at her really funny then looks at me and shes like Casie! Her dads like what..? lol Her moms like pull your shirt up, lmao her boob was sticking all the way out and her nipple was showing and her dad was like hmmm whats going on? lol I just busted out laughing and couldnt stop it was so funny.

Anybody have similiar kinds of experiences?

 

! Haha. My girlfriends mom walked into her room one morning to open the windows or something. We were both naked in bed, she was still sleeping and I was reading the paper. Her boobs were hanging out in the open but I didn't cover her or anything, her mom's seen um' anyways so no reason to act embarassed.

Dude, your lucky that dad didn't beatcha ass!!!

 

Once i forgot a belt to my shorts and they were constantly falling down, one time they fell past my dick and it was just hangin out there in broad daylight in front of my friends for like 2 seconds, i dont think i ever pulled up my shorts/pants as fast as i did then. luckily nobody saw lol

 

Oh yes, and to get specific, my penis was out of its cage in my boxers, damn buttons..

 

*waiting for digitalldj to read this and say "pic?"*

 

LOL

 

Lmao

 

hahahahahaha wow this deserves more than a "lmao", so im just expressing how funny that comment really was...

hahahahahahaha

 

ROFL!!!! holy shit. Wonka you deserve so much for that. hahahahah

 

thats some funny shit

 

hahahahahaha nice!

 

Well a pic of the above mentioned girlfriends would be welcome.

 

my girlfriend doesn't wear slutty (i.e. fun) clothes so, nope

 

Big ol' titties! Congrats.
I don't many pictures of my girl on my computer, let alone ones of her titties. So here's her with a goat. Basically the same.

And here she is in the jungle. Being all cute and shizzzz touchin the trees


I love that girl so much

 

Oh, BTW. Theres like a 2 cup size different between the two pictures. She lost like 30lb in Africa so yeahhhhh. She still looks like the bottom one

 

hahaha
i was walking around the house with no shirt on, and although i failed to notice the hicky under my bellybutton, my parents did

 

My dad went out, so i locked the door went upstairs and got down to business.
Half way through door bell goes and i hear my dad shouting me to let him in cause its raining.
To cut a long story short i answered the door with undone flys/button on my jeans and my t-shirt on inside out and backwards.
He just laughed and told me to go back upstairs xD

 

the worst was when i was having sex with this chick at her house, and she was being REAL loud. and before we started her mom told us to be quiet as she was trying to sleep. (i don't think she was expecting us to have sex)
needless to say, my girl didn't follow these directions. and her mom seemed rather disturbed or weirded out the next morning when she drove me home. without my girl there. and i had a huge muthafuckin hicky on my neck.
hahaha. oh my.

 

are you bi or what, your stories got my confused sometimes unless they were always about chicks lol