Oh man... it's happening, SHIT! green fungus is cumming out of my ass I'm becoming bloated delearious and spawning growths all over the fukken place, i think my bowls just imploded in several different areas an entire parade of circus animals are emerging from my ass, stepping all over my boils, someone just sprinkled poison ivy powder in my eye's I just became allergic to oxygen my balls just fell off and shit is leaking out my ears my lungs just collapsed and a tax agent just showed up at the door about my 20 year evasion scandel along with my real estate agent and the roof is caving in, SOMEBODY FUKKEN HELP ME.. START THE REACTOR!!!!!!!!!
look on the bright side: you could be going to jail for a long time for tax evasion, but you're clearly dieing so you won't have to deal with that
Well shit, I saw the title for this forum and just couldn't resist. WoodRat is my sign and affixed element in chinese astrology. I went on a truth seeking binge, so I decided woodrat should do just right as a user name. Perhaps I might also develope gonorrhea while I dream of being in a different version of hell tonight.
Ta wut? Anyways, ya know... sometimes I feel like I could shit out little purple giraffes. Like little miniatures with rollerblades. Maybe we could build a really good pipe that goes right through the center of the planet and comes out in asia. I could supply them with little rollerblade giraffes that I shit out eating little heroin-coak mushrooms they send me through another little tunnel with those guys that cart shit aound, ya know the little human taxis.
I would look very good on a label. I mean look at me, I got some metal piece a shit stuck inmy mouth, and I look like I'm half stoned to death. You should read a haiku passage I just whipped in a thread on the writers forum title: Spontaneous Haiku! It's a real pisser.
