I know I'm a bastard for doing this, but do any of you stoners have a demonoid invite that you could send my way? I grow weary from my interminable and enervating quest for this oh-so-precious prize. So, if you can find it in your heart (or maybe your brain, if you think my FAQ cut down on some of the mind-numbingly repetitive posts) to help out a fellow human, my email address is djiivu [at] gmail [dot] com. Thanks.
