Gettin girls while your high?! too HARD lol, HELP

i really think i blew it, but maybe not, like she stood with my knee in between her legs and she was holdin my hand, and i was toooo fuckin baked! haha wtf is wrong with me! any other time i would of fuckin took care of business like a champ haha, but that just pissed me off soooo much that i just acted retarded and basicly did nothing when she threw herself at me! lol, i just kept laughfin and actin retarded and couldnt clear my head with SLICK MOVING thoughts or anything like that, it all just didnt go smooth haha, if i drink with this girl....OMG ill b in for a nice nice night

theres a chance i didnt blow it, cuz she might like me, and if she does than she might still want the Weanus HAHAHA WEAAAANUS (weaner+penis)

 

With that kind of comment you've got to decide wether you deserve to fuck this/any girl? xD

 

Speaking as a girl, from a girls prospective, here's my two cents worth:
...if a guy is too burned out or drunk to speak to me (needs some sort of fake courage) that right there is his kiss of death.

Women like confidence and if you don't have it or can show any, have fun with all the bar whores and/or gutter sluts in life. Not like there's anything wrong with gutter sluts or bar whores, if that is your cup of tea. :tongue:

 

Totally the opposite for me. When I start blazing up I start talking more, I might even through down a rhyme or two and I start to have fun. I think when im sober I may make more sense and talk to girls easier but when Im high I can have more fun with them and shit.

 

Usually i am pretty much fine, its just i cant be arsed to pull girls.
Not once have i been really high and decided to try and pull someone just cause i cant be arsed.
Saying that i pulled on Friday and i was really high, and drunk, but i have the confidence to talk to girls whether im sober or not cause i just talk to everyone i see really.
To the guy who said about smoking at parties, i fully agree. I didnt drink for a while and just smoked at parties but i realised i was having less and less fun at each party than before i smoked weed and used to drink.
So i started drinking and smoking and now its all gravey

 

That's what I've been tryin to tell them lol

Yeah, cause girls REALLY like it when you say shit like "weanus" and laugh about it...

 

the weanus talk was last night at 3:40 am i was still a little high, sorry for soundin retarded, and NO i dont talk to girls like that hell NO!!

weanus is really just an inside joke that me n 2 other kids have

its all good though, thanks for keepin this thread alive!


ALSO its hard talkin and acting with confidence when ur really high. cuz when i get high i think about a lott of stuff, and a lot of wat ifs, i try not to, but i end up doin it lol..

 

LOL

 

If you say weanus around a girl you just smoked with, chances are both of you will be laughing. If you say that while you guys are in the process of getting there, she may think that your more interested in laughing about stupid things and change her mind to match what your behavior suggests your more interested in doing, laughing as opposed to doing it. This of course would depend on the person.

 

WHAT? If you say "weanus" to any girl who isn't a relatively good friend, you will be marked as immature and stupid, even if you are high. This is especially true at parties. I don't know the types of girls you try to pick up though (14 year olds?)... lol

 

hahaha

 

Well, man, all girls are differant.
I went to a bar with this beautiful girl once, she seemed all proper and respectful and to be honest I was afraid she was going to find me weird lol. But while i got to know her better, it turned out that she was more gross and goofy than I am
You can never really tell!

 

True. I know I wouldn't want to be with a chick who laughed at "weanus". Especially if she was over the age of 17...sorry I just don't like girls who are THAT immature lol That's like something I laughed about in elementary school.

 

Well I dont think that determins a level of a girls maturity.
Goofy girls are what make up some of my best friends.
To be honest, I dont know if I could be with a girl who Doesnt laugh at such rediculous things.
All the girls I ever dated were funny like that, always silly. But they know when to be serious when the time comes And thats all that matters really

 

I could understand laughing at it if it's an inside or running joke between friends, but not if I just met the girl at a party. First impressions are everything and if a girl laughs at "weanus" when I've just met her I can be pretty certain she wouldn't be able to be serious when the time comes. This is all IMO of course.

 

U GUYZ ARE CRAZYYYY!! lol i didnt say weanus next to the girl!!! next to any girl!!! EVER. and i never will

its just an inside joke me and 2 freinds had, NOT A BIG DEAL people.

get over it, change the subject, some girls might find that funny, but im not gonna b the retard to test it out haha, and it doesnt determine level of maturity or anything of that nature so stop actin like ur too cool for some retarded jokes

peace

 

if you're all dodgy and retarded when you're stoned then you probably won't click with too many girls... they'll just think you're weird. unless they're stoners too. you need to find more stoner girls.
otherwise, just stay sober when girl hunting lol.
or, drink, but not too much. just enough to loosen up. do not be sloppy. that's sickening.
don't come on too strong.
don't come on too light.
just be coo.

 

Usually if im stoned and with girls they will be my friends and are used to me using loads of innuendo's etc.
If it is at a party then it is different...I just get really smashed by drinking, smoking weed and copious amounts of cigarettes (i know they dont add to the fucked-up-ness but when im fucked up they are great!).
So when i am in this state crazy shit happens....Usually finding some other fucked up people and doing crazy shit (e.g rolling down my friends stairs, having a shopping cart race around the block at like 2 am etc) or randomly get with hot girls...good times....

 

I know im not ashamed of it in any way,(they usually find out by the smell) but when talking to a chick do you imply or straight out tell her that u smoke?

 

If it comes up yeah. I don't just say "hey baby I smoke weed". lol