I could only find empty bottles of rum. That's actually a nightmare. No, that's actually reality. Oh, now i get it. The rum is gone. Ahhhhhhhhhh
I'll start. The funniest dream I had was set at some kind of dinner & show thing where you eat dinner and watch a performance on stage. For some reason, I got up from my table and stood in a line of people who were waiting to get on stage. Each person, when it was their turn, got to dance with Sammy Davis Jr. When it was my turn, we did the tango. Apparrently, my shoes were too slippery, so that when it came time to turn around, we didn't stop. We went sliding half way across the stage before we stopped. This happened every time we had to turn around. It was embarrassing to myself and Sammy was getting very annoyed. Go analyze that one.
my weirdest dream: I dreamt that I was trying to fix a living bird. I was keeping it in my hands and I was trying to put back its broken wing. But the bird escaped from my hands and took its wing in its beak. The bird was black.
I had another weird dream just the other night. I was climbing up the 10 story crane on one of my dad's construction sites. When I got to the top and into the cab, I was suddenly taken on a journey through the cities. That is, for some unimaginable reason, my dad and my uncle payed for me to get a tour of the city in this crane (my dad owns a architectural development firm, and my uncle oversees all construction). Somehow the crane was able to extend the cab out and over anything within miles from the construction site, and it had so many joints and points where it could bend, it was like a giraffe's neck. It went between, around, and over several tall buildings. Then, while I'm enjoying the ride and the view, the cab from another crane approaches mine from the distance, but also sort of parallel to mine. In the cab are three super hot girls, and when they get close enough, they flash me their boobs. I was like "WOAW!!!" Actually, only two out of three did. The third one didn't for some reason. When I get back to the site, I see my dad and uncle having this huge argument with the girl who didn't flash me. They're talking about these huge sums of money they paid for her to do it, and they're pissed off at her for ripping them off. So to recap: in my dream, my dad and uncle, for some fucked up reason, thought it would be a good idea to pay thousands of dollars to send me up in a crane so that I could get a tour of the city from up high. And if that wasn't enough, they also thought it was worth paying tons more cash to send three hot chicks up in another crane to flash me their boobs. Way to go, dad!