...puts them boys on rock, rock

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Besides the fact that I and I alone am undisputedly Fergalicious... white bread, over synthesized pop makes me want to cry. Let me clarify that...cry blood and bring about the Apocalypse. Besides the fact that she can't control her bladder on stage, she can't control her voice enough to sing more than a few lines per song. I realize this isn't the most time relevant post, but it's something I've been fighting morally for a long time. A cute girl and bad pop cancel themselves out, 1 + (-1) = 0. I suppose that ugly-girl and good-pop would be better, so maybe cute-girl counts for less. If we assume that we're only using whole numbers. Let cute-girl-Fergie be X and ugly-girl-with-talent be Y. If X<1 and Y>X, then Y>1. Yeah that pretty much sums up Fergie. Take that 8th grade algebra.

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