How do i make it up to bird for hijacking his thread?

Last time I was prancing around with me bottle, it was eloquently referred to as life.

 

that's elegant.

 

I just looked up the name, the guy was a famous tenor.

after he sung, women would throw their panties on stage (even before it became popular)


Hotwater

 

well, that's nice. GARY!! HEY! HEY! you're not a tenor, are you?

whoa! two beers when starving? not a good thing. g'night.

 

G'night

Hotwater

 

hehehe. boy, i was ever so happy last night.

 

I suggest you give bird a blowjob and then spit the cum on his ass whilst walking around like a penguin.
Someone informed me he likes that.

 

do i have to wear a tux?

 

All you have to do is give bird a blowjob. The rest is up to him.

 

ah. well. we'll have to figure out how to get this done then.

 

Mouth, dick, suck; creative use of hand and tongue preferred.

 

alright. i'll just wait right here for the dick to show up, then.

 

well air mail (hahahahahahahahah)
S

 

You are very boring and unimaginative.

 

i never said i wasn't. until i'm actually naked. i think clothing stunts my IQ.

 

ouch. i suppose i could film me blowing dave, give it to bird and let him use his exciting imagination.

 

That would work. But please do swallow all the cum, because I want to imagine licking your lips afterwards.

 

noooooo, air mail because he's a bird!!!
S

 

No more bird jokes please, unless they are funny.

 

Ha ha ha, that might be just good enough. :lol: