Re-Imagine

If John Lennon was stil alive, he would rewrite Imagine. So let's do it for him...

Imagine there's no weapons
It's easy if you try
No spotty kids with Uzis
And no Pirates of Cariibean 3

Imagine all the people
Recycling all their shit ahaa-aaaa
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one

Someday you'll pour sand in each other's crack
And I'll light a fart from my arse.

Next Lennon...

 

Imagine my big penis
It isn't hard to do
It starts from Madagascar
And ends in Timbuctoo...

 

Imagine theres no anarchists how gay is that
only presidential elections and some media twats
imagine theres no riots
what would we do
maybe crochet a scarf
and a handbag too

I dont have to imagine
what goes on in the USA
it should be the USG
the united states of gay
why dont they have some riots
anticapitalist ones too
lets see those mommies boys dance
to the retards tune
and their world will be as one

 

Not quite..

 

no the idea is you have to reimagine imagine - all your own song so come on

not quite what ?

heres some help
and suggestions

Not quite the full ticket its a half fare
oy mate get off the bus
you dont belong on here

punch the inspector up the hooter
its easy if you try
he eats too much and wont catch you
if you run and dont just cry

 

Well, if I don't have anything nice to say, I shouldn't say it.

 

you never have nice things to say and yet all I have been is civilised toward you !
At least I dont think you are bacon !

 

Imagine songs that suck out loud.
It's easy if you're listening to one.
Over-simplified sentiments
Relating to change that you will never ever make happen because you're a lamezoid and no-one gives a shit about your opinion.


Lyrics don't have to rhyme or scan, right?

Right?

 

Sorry Self control but didnt you get hurt the last time I bitchslapped you back to reality ????

ooooh get her ! she's a cat ! scratch yer eyes out -

 

Imagine theres an asshole
unoriginal too
posts by the name of self control
and his posts are poo

 

Don't worry Ronnie boy. Germany was fun BTW. I'm glad to see that you are all having fun with the lyric editing. So let's see if we can get our creative juices flowing shall we?

(soft dainty piano intro. Enter White Scorpion wearing round glasses, followed by an ugly Chinese bint.)

Imagine you're so boring,
It isn't hard to do,
My threads get thousands viewing
While yours just scrape in poo

Imagine you're a retaaaaaard
Bitter to the end aha-aaaaa

You may say I'm a sadist
But I'm not the only one
Someday you'll realize you're a ****
And the world won't give a fuck

 

Now now, WS. You gave me several posts about why I should be nice to Ronald. This isn't really worthy of you.

I think we should all appreciate Ronald for adding a much needed comic touch to this channel...

 

Lol @ Bitchslapping. Of course you did.

 

Imagine there's no toast
nor morning coffee too
nor a newpaper to read
because we slept right through
we are such lazy bastards
stay in bed for a day or few ah ah
some would say youre a dreamer
but I would say you are a lazy bastard
and deserve to be in the dole que

 

Welcome to the writers forum, Dr Phibes. I'm glad to see you're joining in the harmless fun. Some people are just being grumpy

(Enter White Scorpion dressed in a white suit, and no shoes. A soft breeze is blowing ripples through the satin white curtain. A Chinese woman is boiling some water. Piano intro.)

Imagine you're almost fifty
It isn't hard to do
Your balls are looking shifty
And so's your didgeridoo.

Imagine that you are Ro-o-ders,
Going for a Wimpyyy-aha-a-a
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I can still raise my flag
Someday you'll shoot your beans again
When your nads get viagra.

 

WTF was that about ?
HAHAHA ! I notice you ben having a go at a few people here is that one aimed at Self Control, cant be me I havent upset you !

 

It's not aimed at anyone. I had a bit of a barny with SC a while back, but I don't hate the guy. We just disagreed on something, that's all. I'm just taking the piss in general, trying to make it rhyme. Bit of wordplay, or four-play.

 

Aw, hugz.

 

george's (NOT harrison) song

immgine there's starvation
were every thing was swell
they never saw it coming
their life turned into hell
they thought they'd live forever
to take and never give
now they face forever
falling through the sieve

you may say i'm a schemer
but i'm not the only one
there's coin in being hated
and mass murder's so much fun.

but what is this i'm hearing
my elete are straving too
nature's taking over
oh what is there to do?
the dams are all colapsing
the rivers running free
the poisons we've been making
are dying here with me

you may say i'm schemer,
but i'm not the only one.
there's coin in being hated;
and mass murder's so much fun.

i'm sure i've got the meter wrong in part of the verse and everything else.
my minds not entirely on it or awaike right now.

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