Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Is a serial arsonist who burns old age homes and kicks homeless lepers for fun when she escapes every so often from the mental hospial where she recierves treatment for mild histeria.

 

gossips with the old ladies at the bus station about American Idol and The Simple Life

 

A comunist tring to wash our litlle children brains with his devils ideas
lol

 

Has a yinyang tatoo'd on the head of his pecker

 

Whait...how do you know that?
Is spying me from my office windown

 

drives naked hoping to get pulled over

 

Is the president of the Benny Hill Fan Club.

 

Now thats is just bull
Is getting laid

 

sleeps with sheeps

 

Stays awake with them.

 

Has Posters of Newt Gingrich and Buddy Holly all over his home.

 

Smokes cigars made of finger nail clippings through a hole in the neck.

 

burried a whole cow under the floor boards in his neighbors basement after a high school prank went terribly wrong

 

Ownes two lumberyards.

 

has never seen a picture of a naked man on a horse, backwards, flipping the bird to the camera man

 

Sings marry had a little lamb loudly while skipping naked down the alley

 

has found jesus.. he has him in his trunk..

 

Has found the cure for cancer and won't share it.

 

Lines all her hats with aluminum foil.

 

Sucks his big toe before falling asleep.