greetings from outside the milkyway galaxy

this space cadet is about to beam up

 

I wrote back to you in lucky spiral.

 

And on the galactic front,

A couple’s mutual interest in collecting Star Wars action figures has led to romance and marriage in Knoxville, Tenn.

Jonathan Wollack (dressed as bounty hunter Boba Fett) and Rose Coe (who dressed as Sarah from Labyrinth) because her Jabba the Hut costume was late in arrival, wed on Monday


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Welcome to the Milky Way Galaxy. This is a three-minute loading and unloading zone. Please do not park your craft!

 

The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.

No, the white zone is for loading. There is no stopping in the red zone.

The red zone has always been for loading.

Don't you tell me which zone is for loading and which zone is for unloading.

Look Betty - don't start up with your white zone shit again! There is just no stopping in a white zone!

Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend? We both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion!

It's really the only sensible thing to do, if it's done safely. Therapeutically, there is no danger involved.

 

oh my goodness

 

Oh my god, I want a Star Wars wedding. Except to keep with the spirit of how I view marriage, I would have the Imperial March played as I walked down the isle. Muahahaha!!!

 

Star Wars Cantina

Sung to the tune of "Copacabana":


Her name was Leia
She was a princess
With a danish on each ear
And Darth Vader drawing near
So R2-D2 found Ben Kenobi
He'd have to put the Death Star plans
Into the rebels' hands
So Luke and Obi Wan
Had to go to Alderaan
They made a stop at port Mos Eisley
To have a drink with Han

At the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina
The weirdest creatures you've ever seena (here)
At the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina
Music and blasters and old Jedi Masters at the Star Wars.....


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