have u ever get caught masturbating???

Oh my God, you should have helped him, that's cruel.

 

My mom walked in on me once and made me stop. She said it was childish.

Probably because I used to do it out in the family room when i was 3 to 6 years old in front of people sometimes. lol!

 

haha i was doing the same thing when i was home with my uncle and my aunt they told since 3 years old i had it on my penis.No wonder i have become like this

 

This happened about 5 years ago, when i had just started seeing this girl. I was gagging for sex but she wasn't giving it up....nothing, no hand jobs, blowjobs, nothing. The best I got was a kiss and a cuddle. So she came to visit me at college one night. I thought this is it, she's travelled up here to give it up. I was horny as fcuk by this stage, and as our night out went on, i was practically cumming in my pants in anticipation of what lay ahead. When we got back to my place, she undressed down to t-shirt and thong, and got into bed. Oh my God!!!!!!!! My cock was throbbing. But as I stripped off, she said quietly "don't get any ideas, we're not having sex!" So I got into bed and we chatted for a while, and then she fell asleep. Well I still had my hard-on, so I went for it. I lifted back the bedsheets to see her thonged ass, and stroked my cock slowly, teasing myself beyond belief. The necessity to cum meant I hadn't given the practicalities a lot of thought. So as I finally edged towards a glorious orgasm, I suddenly realised I had nowhere put my giz (of which I knew there would be a lot!!). Without breaking stride in my stroking, I looked at her sexy thonged ass in the moonlight, turned on my side, and blasted enough sperm to repopulate the whole universe all over her sexy little ass! At which point she woke up, and asked "what the fuck?!??!!?" She didnt receive my explanation very well, so she got up, went to the bathroom, came back, put on her clothes and retired to the couch for the remainder of the night! I felt another burst in me, and so off I went again (this time better prepared for my orgasm!) and came gloriously again a few minutes later. She had left when I came down for breakfast in the morning! Surprisingly I never heard from her again!! But what an orgasm, I tell ya!

 

This is too funny! She sounds like she was repressed. Geez, people need to lighten up.

 

Yeah is funny alright!! Man I still remember the intensity of that orgasm like it was yesterday!! Hee-hee!! It was nearly worth putting up with no sex with her, just to cum once so intensely, and so much (!) all over her beautiful ass. Oh happy days!!

 

my walked in on me when i was 14. Bum naked on my bed with porn mag in front of me. SHE FORGOT TO NOCK! AHAH. So freaking wrong. I have never masturbated when somes home again.

 

I've gotten caught several times, actually. A few times by my wife (no big deal there) but the first time it was my mom. I was lying on my side, furiously jacking off to a Juggs magazine. Suddenly, she opened the door (I didn't hear a thing, not a moment's notice) and quickly pulled the covers up over myself and well, most of the magazine. I acted all innocent and said "What?" lol...

Now that I think about it, actually the first SEVERAL times I got caught was by my sister, but I was so young that I couldn't even shoot a load. Anyway, we had bunk beds, she's four years older than me, and she slept on the top bunk. She would get mad and tell me to stop doing that..

Then there was the time when I was about 23, (squirtin' like a damn firehose too, at that time) when I was living in a boarding house with this cool old Indian dude. He rented me the room, and he always insisted that everybody come and eat the breakfast he made every day. My room had nothing but a cover draped over the entrance, and my bed didn't really face that way. Well, I had just finished squirting all over my chest and belly, and then he says "Hey, come eat breakfast!" with this shit eating grin on his face. He'd probably been standing there at least 5 or 10 seconds. Hell, he might have even seen me firing it off, I dunno. Nothing was said. It's not like he wasn't an old pervert his damn self! Yeah, he was a cool old dude.

 

one time I had just come out of the shower and was still naked so I decided to go to my computer and watch some videos when all of a sudden my mom comes home. I had no idea what to do so I ran to my door and shut it...sadly she saw me run to the door naked and shut it. She's very religious too so she wouldnt stop talking about how jesus this and jesus that...oh parents..

 

Could of told her..well, mom.. God made me with no clothes on, or maybe you should just tell her you couldn't find a thing to wear. LOL

 

once i was going at in the living room on the couch not knowin that the front door was open...anyways im going at it, watching some porn and my neighbor walks in ( a 40 year old woman)...she comes in, interupts, and i try to hide it but its obvious with my shorts not all the way on and with the porn still on...anyway it comes down to it that shes a freak and her husbands at work 14 hours a day...so she sits ont he ground by the couch, takes her top off and gives me a handjob/titty fuck...it was the best ever...i busted all over her huuuge tits

 

yeah, right.

 

andonyc posted:

<< one time I had just come out of the shower and was still naked so I decided to go to my computer and watch some videos when all of a sudden my mom comes home. I had no idea what to do so I ran to my door and shut it...sadly she saw me run to the door naked and shut it. She's very religious too so she wouldnt stop talking about how jesus this and jesus that...oh parents..>>


well you werent masturbating... just being naked..
she didnt see you naked when you were born?
i found this really upseting.. are parents completely gagak in the US? just because they are "religious" doesnt mean they have to get gagak.
So why do they feel obliged to be??
Never heard the church say a word against nudity since 1456, so maybe your mum should get an update, her hardisk is underloaded.

 

well, I did post in this thread and it is titled, "have u ever get caught masturbating" so I thought it was self explanatory but she did catch me, what I meant to say was I went to my computer to watch some videos and masturbate. When she saw me running to the door to close it I had a rock hard dick so it was kind of embarrassing.

 

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when i was 15 and goin through a stage where i thought i was gay i lay on my bed jerking away.i was on study leave so the house was empty which meant that i could be as loud as i wanted.i had a dildo like object in my ass and my mums thongs on the side of my bed.so as i lay thrusting this object in and out my ass and jerking away i heard a noise outside,i just dismissed it and carried on but then as i looked around i saw to my horror the window cleaner staring at me through my window!!

 

loooooool....
the window cleaner??thats funny dude...

any one else?

 

i was caught today.......fucking parents... my friend (girl) came to my house to see if i wa coming out but i was busy (lol) so what do they say?..''hey yeah he's just upstairs go up to him''

she's like fucking 14! it was insane...but whatever, she gave me a hand job =P

don't worry about it, we've been friends for a long time...

 

good for u.....else?

 

I was caught by lanlord. She needed to acces my apartment and thought I was out. It was really embarassing but we talked about it and she says I should be ok with it and not embarassed