I'm not 100% sure if this topic belongs here, but listen up. I like this girl and I want to take her to a dance, but I've never grinded before. Can anyone help me out with tips, or even as far as instructional online videos like youtube. I dont want to look like a shmuck. Thanks.
He means dancing behind a girl with her ass in his crotch, which should come natural. While you're at the dance, take a look around and you'll see that everyone looks like a "shmuck". Nobody will even be paying attention. Just enjoy yourself and make sure your date enjoys herself, and all will be fine.
If she has her back to you...she can't tell WHAT you look like, and everyone else'll be too busy dancing. To be honest, I can't dance at all, but when you're there with the music you can feel the beat. It's just...instinctive to move with that beat.
Ah, grinding...the staple of all high school dances. It comes more with practice. Until you've done it a few times (as with most things), it'll look and feel awkward. Being what it is, though, it's fun to learn. In my experience, I will say that it's all about the girl - the guy just stands there, putting his hands on her in any way that he thinks is allowed (if in the center of a mass of people and unlikely to get caught by adults, they tend to put their hands on the girl's ass or lower back, to hold them, and if there're teachers about the hands don't stray so far down). The girl does all the work, moving and pushing back and rocking her hips and curling her back. It's really just a concerted effort on a girl's part to make a guy get excited, and damn if it isn't fun.
it's that hip hop dancing nevermind it, it's for the devil but in all seriousness, it's the most crude act two people can do in public without taking their clothes off not a pretty sight
move your hips in time with hers. if nothing else, put your handso nher hips and guide teh two of you into the same rhythm
Unzip your pants and bend her over when she's gettin' all ghetto fab. AW SKEET SKEET. That's all there is to it.
Grinding is a highly developed form of ballroom dance which emphasizes a synchronized double-step waltz movement. I strongly suggest you take professional lessons before attempting in public.
ok guys. youre all wrong. hes talking about grindcore. in which case you want down tuned gutiars and a good drummer who can play tight blast beats. and work on your pick squeals. and practice with the false vocal chords.
