give myself oral sex. yes, that's right, to bend down a bit and put my penis in my mouth and suck myself. but....unfortunately I am unable. Can any of you guys do it?
i do gymnastics and yoga so i'm very flexible and can therefore lick my own clit sucking your own dick is possible, just do lots of stretches!
I've known some women around the world who could do some pretty amazing things. But, I've never seen one lick their own clit....Not so sure I can believe that one. I saw a guy suck his own dick once, tho. Might be good to be a 'do it yourselfer', but there's just something so hot about watching a woman suck me. I like not knowing what she'll do next and I love anticipation.
Bill Hicks(stand-up comedian) said something to the effect of:"Ladies, if men could suck themselves off, you'd be here alone...watching...and empty stage". I was actually was talking about some girls in Art class about this two weeks or so ago. They asked me if I had tried it, and rather than outright saying "YES!", and opening myself up for a bit of a slagging, I simply asked "Why do you think I do yoga?" then laughed(leaving it up to them to decide how serious I was about that comment, rather than saying "Yes, I have, and do yoga partly so that one day I will be able to"), and then told them about the Bill Hicks comment. I can almost do, if it wasn't for the layer of puppy fat on my abdomen I'd be set. Oh well. Gives me another reason to work out!
Giving yourself a blow-job takes a lot of patients and practice. I was having one of those days where I was extremely horny, I was stoking my dick and I just happen to have my legs over my head and I realized just how close my dick was to my face. I never thought of myself as being flexible and my dick is average size, its not like I’m hung like a bull, but I heard about guys who could actually suck their own dick. I started having erotic thoughts about sucking my own dick and how great it would be to receive a blow-job while at the same time experience the sensation of giving a blow-job. I was determined to experience the sensations of wrapping my lips around my own dick. It took daily practice and a lot of determination, however after a while I noticed I was getting closer and closer. It got to a point where I could just barely touch the head with my tongue, later I was able to feel the head of my dick on my tongue and finally I was able to just get the tip of my dick to touch my lips. My sexual desire to suck my own dick became intense. I practiced more and more until finally I got the head of my dick completely in my mouth, eventually I even got part of the shaft in my mouth too. Unless you have been there you will never know how erotic it is to be able to suck your own dick, I can’t begin to explain all the sensations I was experiencing.
Its ok 2bad4u you can ask I don't mind talking about it. The truth is I really enjoy blowing myself, from the very first time the head of my dick pushed past my lips and slid into my mouth and I felt the warmth of my own penis on my tongue as I wrapped my lips tightly around the head I was hooked. The nice thing about it is I can put the right amount of pressure in all the right places. Spit or Swallow? Well I'll say this, anyone who spits probably didn't want to give the blow-job in the first place. I love it when I feel the head of my dick on my tongue as it swells in my mouth and fills my mouth with cum and Yes I swallow every drop. This might be gross for some, but sometimes I'll even pull my dick out of my mouth at the very last second just to watch myself cum as my engorged dick spasms and shoots all over my face and opened mouth. This might be weird for some too, however I have a friend who gets off on watching me blow myself and a lot of times he'll do things with my feet and play with my "naughty" parts while I have my dick in my mouth, But its all good. Any more questions? :drool:
